Circling the World 🌎 So You Don't Have To

Vero Beach, FL
Joined August 2016
The secret engineering crisis of the Citicorp Tower. Poorly designed NYC skyscraper secretly repaired before collapse en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citigr… @ismh @imyke @Ungeniused
Found my 1967 Model Rocketry catalog. Stumbled across some early @SpaceX #FalconHeavy prototypes. And is that a photo of young @elonmusk too?
I am a patient man. Not
Best evidence so far that Amazon product reviews are spoofed. hard to believe 251 people would even purchase this nonsense. These are professional "reviewers" getting reimbursed with free kit #Amazonfixthis
Apple Watch 4. Sold out by 3:06am. I need coffee
I'll take one of everything, please...
"5 Dollar Foot Long" just flows better than 1.75 Colones 15 centimeter
They gotta cover ALL the bases. How about just a sign that says "ANYBODY can pee here"?!?
10 minutes after listening to your podcast about #tryptophobia I meet a friend for dinner with this Jason hockey mask tattoo. Cannot be unseen @cgpgrey @BradyHaran @HelloInternetFM
Gotta love Florida during the Summer. It's even too hot in the shade 🌞📲
If you saw this in the sky on your morning commute it's ok. Just #SpaceX sending more toilet paper to the space station @liftoffpodcast @ismh @jsnell
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Dang. Zero miles sounds kinda close ⚡️⚡️⚡️
So far the regulars at WhatA Tavern in Vero Beach are in for $150 per birdie for @jakeowen 🐦⛳️💵 Time to lay down some stripes. Even Jarrod ponied up. Lol @NashGolfOpen
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Talk is cheap. Golf is hard AF xitter.cf/jakeowen/status/999696…
No prob Doug. I’m +11 now and tweeting during my round. I’m playing as hard as I can. I have 8 holes left if you want to come out and kiss my ass. xitter.cf/dougwalker21/status/99…
Pin 5 In for Power. This eventfully kills every lightning plug: Every MiFi cable. Every iPhone. Every charger. Every outlet. Every time. Why? @reneritchie @jdalrymple