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I keep seeing "Beth Dutton for Press Secretary" all over my feed.
I'm flattered. Truly.
But I don't do briefings. I do reckonings.
And the first reporter who asks a stupid question is getting a one-way ticket to the train station. 🚬🥃🇺🇸
In case you were wondering it's day 4 and LightCurve still hasn't managed to enter my 12 number Mac address.
I hooked up my new modem yesterday at 2 PM.
Called my internet provider and gave them the MAC address. Twelve characters.
They said it "may take up to 24 hours" to enter it.
24 hours. To type a damn number.
I could hand-deliver it by horseback faster. 🐎
So here I sit, watching this little green light blink at me like it's begging for help.
Warriors, how long has YOUR provider left you in internet purgatory?
Beth Dutton retweeted
Democrats fought for women's rights. Now they sacrifice those rights at the altar of trans.
Democrats fought for gay marriage. Now they fight to castrate feminine boys.
Democrats fought for people of color. Now they vilify black women who speak up about dangers in their private spaces.
Democrats fought for women to be believed. Now they attack girls for telling the truth.
Democrats fought for people to trust the science. Now they fight against biology.
Beth Dutton retweeted
Replying to @1BethDutton @Mrterrazzo
Weird. When I met you you didn’t look like a call center.
Beth Dutton retweeted
This is who runs this account. I’m a Navy Veteran who served after 9/11 stationed in Norfolk, VA on the GW-CVN 73. I enjoy running 5 miles 3-4 days a week, playing my guitar and writing sonnets. I write poetry and make AI art. I also love reading about history, mystery novels and I am a bit of a space fanatic. I run a cleaning business and do some Ubering in my Tesla X with the beautiful Falcon doors. I walk my neighbors two puppy dogs 3-4 times a week Tator and Biscuit for about 3 years now. I’m also a mom of seven Space Cadets, five of them still at home with me and two abroad. Three of my Space Cadets are Ninja Jedi’s because they are in Brazilian Jiujitsu and two of them get their gray belts next month. I host Cosmic music Wednesday Night Spaces at 6PM CST as well.
This is who runs this account:
I'm a tradesman. I paint houses, refinish decks and fences, and dip into a lot of related labor in the field.
I make music, for myself, for communities, and with other people.
I'm an artist across many mediums, when I can find the time.
Budding author, collector, retainer, and distributor of random facts across many disciplines.
Ever the learner, sometimes the teacher, occasionally the leader.
Active member of my church.
An aspirant to kindness.
Modern English Linguistics is my jam.
Wanna buy a Word of the Day, follow along, all it will cost you is a little time and attention.
Beth Dutton retweeted
Meet Emily and Cruz.
No, surprise here… 😆🤦🏻♂️
𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸: hclarkegilmore.com/client-su…
I wanted to thank you all for the birthday wishes, and all my new friends!
You made my day!
I am following back as quickly as I can. I keep reaching X limits! 🤬
Beth Dutton retweeted
Day 6 of Beth Dutton as WH Press Secretary
You’re Fired. And YOU’RE FIRED TOO 🙌 🤣
KIRO 7 reports Seattle just found $418,000 for "evidence-based strategies" to curb gun violence.
Here's some evidence. Nearly 120 shell casings in one parking lot on Aurora Thursday night, from handguns and rifles. A pet shop that survived 31 years is now closing because of it.
Maybe actually prosecuting these killers would be a better solution. Lock them up and keep them there. That's evidence-based too.
Be your own first responder.
Beth Dutton retweeted
Happy birthday to my friend @1BethDutton! 🎂
She's an Air Force veteran, she tells it like it is, and she lives by her own motto: be your own first responder. Her Warriors are lucky to have her, and so am I.
I hear the chef's birthday dinner ended with dark chocolate fudge cake and cherry ganache, and nobody got a bite but her. That's exactly how it should be.
Go wish this lady a happy birthday!
Good Sunday morning Warriors!
Today I turn 62.
Born in 1964. The very last year of the baby boomers. They saved the best for last.
That's me in 1992. Still got it.
Paid-off house. Paid-off car. Grandbabies who think I hung the moon.
I'm not slowing down. I'm just getting started.
What's the best birthday advice you've ever gotten?
Granddaughter’s room update.
The checks are on the wall.
Now it’s on to bed assembly.
She’s going to lose her mind.
If a man tells you his wife is staring at you, leave.
If he says "don't do that"… honey, you should've listened.
Some of us don't need a bouncer. 😏
Who else would've had Rip's back, Warriors?
9:15 Friday morning in Fremont. A 911 caller says a woman is covered in blood and someone is trying to kill her.
She's 30. Stabbed multiple times. Hit in the head with a sledgehammer. Car stolen.
Police found the car a mile away. Bloody sledgehammer inside. Keys still in the ignition.
The suspect and three men? Still out there.
Know something? SPD tip line: 206-233-5000.
Be your own first responder.
































