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El Jefe 🔥

@1El_Jefe

Just a fat boy with big arms

 Texas \m/
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Joined February 2014
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If you're under 5'3 you're a Pokemon.
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AliBunz🙃@NinaBeaner134 Aug 2023
When in doubt, rub one out or some shit like that
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Yo!
Image from El Jefe 🔥 (@1El_Jefe)
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I need my hand wrapped around your neck.
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If your penis doesn’t have the beautifully sculpted helmet… Please don’t bother tagging me.
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Daydream@DDthirteen138 May 2023
I should go to bed before the sun tells me off
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See you in your dreams bae
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Do you actually like my tweets? Or you only heart them cause you want to fuck me.
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My mind is always willing but my body keeps telling me to fuck off
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Don't believe the hype, being 40 something ain't shit.
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I perpetuate something. What it is I don’t actually know.
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@Jarhead4429 Apr 2023
I just learned that I can walk and pour box wine into my mouth at the same time.
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It’s Friday babes you gotta do some suckin n fuckin
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Mexican food came straight from God's pharmacy.
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Getting in and out of a huge Chevy, Tahoe in high heels all the fucking time is a workout. *Adds working out to the résumé.
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Yea, I'll kiss the fuck out of you.
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𝕂@bigcatNRG29 Apr 2023
I went from using an electric blanket at the beginning of the week, to getting out a fan and cracking a window tonight because the PNW loves to go from not to hot faster than an the inside of a pizza roll.
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If you're behind on child support, shut the fuck up
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LisMc@LisMc529 Apr 2023
Your social skills are ghastly. Wanna be my bf?
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Jarhead
@Jarhead4428 Apr 2023
Thinking of buying a horse... ...and a sword.
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Post them long ass titties, girl. We want them all
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