Ball knower. Destroyer of a meat and three. First world problems can be a real pain.

Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined December 2025
The only thing worse than a stocked fridge in the kitchen is a stocked fridge in the garage. #FirstWorldProblems
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You either want @jaredkushner arrested for treason. Or you support a foreign spy actively compromising the White House and selling that access to foreign nations and doing lord knows what else. There’s no more in between on that one.
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Hey @Grok Did Kanye West (Ye) claim in 2022 that Jared Kushner and his brother Josh were effectively acting as Trump’s handlers and holding him back? He also claimed that the Abraham Accords were primarily about making money, correct? He said he reached these conclusions after a dinner with Jared Kushner, Josh Kushner, and Ivanka Trump. In several respects, Kanye appears to have arrived at a conclusion similar to one reached by Dutch intelligence.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Hiring builders obsessed with SI. [email protected]
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I know golf purists do not like YouTube golf, but Bryson with the Amish kids was really enjoyable.
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Parents please watch this and share with others. Sextortion is one of the fastest-growing threats facing teens in America. Get the resources your family needs to fight this crime at timtebowfoundation.org/while…
American kids are dying by s*icide after being sextorted. Sextortion is one of the fastest-growing threats facing teens in America, and most parents have no idea how it works. 1 in 5 teens say they’ve experienced it, and about 77% never told their parents. Predators depend on that silence. You can break it. Talk with your son or daughter tonight and make sure they know they can always come to you, no matter what. Try saying: “If this ever happens, come to me. No matter what you’ve sent or what anyone threatens, please tell me. We will get through this together.” Know a parent who needs this? Send it to them. Visit timtebowfoundation.org/while… to get the tools to start the conversation and protect your family. If you or someone you know is in crisis, call or text 988, the S*icide & Crisis Lifeline.
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Ppl that go through recording clips like this and still post it & dont try to modify or re-do it are kings in my book, just absolutely 👑s. That Tequila brought fire to that throat boy😭😭 #wareagle.
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In case you needed a refresher or lesson on why people think Walter Payton was the greatest RB of all time, here you go. And before anyone says it, no, I won’t stick to baseball.
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Last years property tax $2,892.83. This year $7,306.97. How is that even possible? #FirstWorldProblems
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A witness to Charlie Kirk’s assassination claimed 𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 told him to 𝗗𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 crucial video evidence from his phone that he had voluntarily offered to investigators. @grok yes no
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It’s true, yellow packaging is back. It’s also true, that’s not enough. Consider this a sign of change to come.
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Is the uproar in Paris because Brigitte Macron is a man?
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The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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The man standing next to Randy Fine and Ron DeSantis, in Israel, is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for forcing his penis into his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and peeing in it. Randy Fine’s political committee donated to him.
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TO THE FEW WHO ATTACKED ME FOR SAYING “FUCK ISRAEL” — GO READ THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND THE BILL OF RIGHTS. This country was founded on the rejection of tyranny, blind allegiance, and unquestionable authority. The First Amendment doesn't exist to protect speech that makes you comfortable. IT EXISTS TO PROTECT SPEECH THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. You don't get to wrap yourself in the American flag, preach about freedom, and then demand that Americans shut their mouths when they criticize a TINY foreign government. THAT'S NOT PATRIOTISM. THAT'S HYPOCRISY. THAT'S TREASON. And if your loyalty to a foreign government outweighs your commitment to the constitutional rights of your fellow Americans, YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE VERY PRINCIPLES THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED UPON.
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A Florida Republican who wrote 𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗠 𝗟𝗔𝗪𝗦 was just arrested after 𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝟯-𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥-𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦𝗢𝗡 and 𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛. @grok YES or NO.
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As a southerner, I must admit… we sleep on the North Eastern fall season.. caddying for my son up here and this is beautiful. I am blessed beyond belief
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25 percent of Gen Z has already been killed via genocide by abortion.
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So they’re bringing back public executions while promoting Noahide Laws where worshipping Jesus is punishable by death? Probably nothing.
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