@1aurarose

amateur comedienne

Joined August 2017
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trouble in el paradise?
𝐣𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐚@notheclann13h
You guys are sad we lost El Clasico, I’m sad that Flick abandoned his identity to please Rodri The only reason I loved football again was the blitzkrieg ball we played and if we’re gonna abandon that in big matches, then I’m alighting from the ship
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rodders still losing to madrid even in the afterlife, he bleeds blue
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cleanse your eyes
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don’t like seeing rodri vs bernardo one bit, one of em has to get sent off, i don’t like it
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we’ve not got a late winner in us just end it now
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bunny shaw light of my life my reason for living angel in human form
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at least we’re getting relegated for financial misconduct, united are getting relegated the old fashioned way 😭😭😭😭
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brighton resetting to factory settings just before we play them b2b
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Oscar Bobb with the magic feet and finish 💫 @FulhamFC
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jorginho has been found guilty of doping? give agüero his ucl oh my god
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they genuinely let Donald E Rumma put the armband on the other day
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been so enamoured in negativity i didn’t even know bobb scored the winner for fulham
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allan not in the squad, this was bound to happen, we lacked the animalistic winning spirit without his domineering presence.
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unfortunately maresca and enzo have the same psychosexual relationship pep and bernardo had
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laura retweeted
laura@1auraroseOct 14
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what would we actually do without that big blonde bastard
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not sure if it’s appropriate time to say it but the kit looks lovely, especially the long sleeves
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this is one of them isn’t it… “off the post” “so close” “almost” “how did it stay out”
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