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Nigeria
Joined April 2011
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Burn that f**king, miserable bridge danu danu!
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Whoever is running this finance app's marketing is actually a marketing genius!
A lady shares how her talking stage ran away because she was billing him too much😂
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just dawned on me that if victony wasn’t born
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Survival instincts of a Panda
Was drinking with some Estate guys yesterday( known them for over 4 years) So I left my drink and went to urinate, I returned, carried my tumbler to drink, the guys said I should dispose the one on tumbler. I Asked why, they said it's not advisable that someone might put something inside my drink I stood up and told them that, if I should follow their line of thought that I am not supposed to be drinking with them in the first place. That if my drink or belongings are not safe in their midst, then I am in the wrong company. Called the attendant, paid for what I ordered and left. This evening, I attended a child dedication party, one of them came and wanted to sit at the table with my family. Told him my 3 year old is sitting there and the table is strictly for my family alone.
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Bu Juu
Somebody please help! Are my ears playing prank on me? 😳..... Please listen to this song. Chinese afro? 😳. How much are we owing China 🇨🇳 again?
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this too shall pass but damn.
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"Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify."
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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Are you... maybe... tweeting for gays? I'm confused
You may not find this attractive but give it 2 months in the sea and you’ll be fucking it like a rabid dog
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Yes.
Can I give my Tithe to my neighbor who hasn't paid her children's school fees?
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I guess this is the little change they need to go from 8% profit rate to 98%
Idk man but people trading $XAUUSD shouldn’t be saying ‘i trade forex’ Cause gold is not even a forex pair
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Let's be clear, if you turn down a person's advances (date, relationship, sex or whatever) and they choose to block you or cut you off, that is exactly what it means to handle rejection well. Nobody owes you further correspondence or relationship after a rejection. Dey your dey. For the life of me, I cannot understand why you want a person you rejected to be hanging around. You want to leverage on their attraction or desire to exploit or use them. You are a thief.
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Kurt Zouma got more criticism for kicking a cat than Lindsay Clancy for murdering her three kids and I’m not remotely exaggerating
The dehumanization of babies and the humanization of pets is horrible
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I text person babe now she no reply me, if nah my babe now she go reply talk say he texted me first
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The day a woman told me "sorry i have a boyfriend, just entertaining u will be hurting him" i almost cried cos i know no woman have ever said that on ma behalf. I've mostly dated igbo women.
I text person babe now she no reply me, if nah my babe now she go reply talk say he texted me first
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If you studied any computing-related course (e.g., Computer Science, Information Technology, etc.), please fill out my survey and text me to claim your gift 🤭 forms.gle/DFM3wGNJ3dDPdaPJA
I need 20 responses for my survey. It seems I don’t know people 😩
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Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
Apple introduces the foldable iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent
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