My very tall lady friend lost you young toddler, and so went to offer condolences. I arrive and as I'm going in for a side hug, she pulls me in and my face lands squarely between her tits 🤦🏾♂️.
Man, as a short king you cannot properly console a tall babe.
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You know that cassettes had both A & B sides...
so it's only logical that its successor would be CD.
Izo diss za Gen Z to millennials zimeget bland..they think everyone born before them is a millennial. Bellends those ones.
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African dictators used to be crazy. Nigga ate people, had 48 children, came from the village of AURA, killed Netanyahu’s brother, expelled all Indians, invaded Tanzania and lived the rest of his life in Saudi luxury. Now they’re fat old retarded and get molested by IMF loansharks
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Wait until Kenyans learn that the FREE system Muranga County uses, is actually borrowed from the Ministry of Health and that means it can be used for free the whole country. But WSR & Aden can't use it. They want the one where there commission fees. Wako mboka
Kasongo fears seeing any County project succeeding while his national projects fail...
He has shut down Murang'a Governor Kang'atas Afya Ke which was free of charge and forced them to join Taifa Care(SHA) and be paying H.E. Dr. Irungu Kang’ata today issued a public statement on the shutdown, noting that the decision was contrary to an earlier agreement on integrating Afya.ke with the national health system.
Also present were Deputy Governor H.E. Stephen Munania, CECM for Health Dr. Fredrick Mbugua, and Chief Officer for Health Eliud Maina.
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Snoop at the Maryland Correctional Institution for Women in Jessup. After release she worked 3 different jobs, none of them lasting. She started slinging again, continuing during her early appearances as an extra on The Wire. She quit dealing once they made her a cast regular.
The rains are here it'd seem.. daytime there were no indications, then all of a sudden, in the dead of the night, heavy rains!
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😂😂😂 by the time Ruto will be done with Dangote. Dangote will be demonstrating for good governance on Twitter
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You cannot plant 15 billion saplings for photo-ops while bulldozing ancient water towers
behind closed doors. Planting trees while destroying intact forests isn't restoration - it’s greenwashing.
#HandsOffOurForests @Environment_Ke @KeForestService
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Dear @WilliamsRuto, Will you urge your government to end logging and focus on regeneration instead?
Allowing logging in our gazetted forests will only destroy our water towers, shrink our rivers & worsen the extreme drought in Kenya. #HandsOffOurForests
.@HonTuya
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Today, approximately 60,000 Kenyans are speaking with one voice.
Not through a political rally. Not through a campaign slogan.
Through signatures demanding that our forests are protected.
Today, those voices are being taken to the CS @DeboraBarasa
#HandsOffOurForests
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Most of us notice a forest when trees are already falling.
By then, the argument is about damage. I’d rather we get loud before the chainsaws start.
Prevention is cheaper than regret.
Sign: act.gp/4hglvcA #HandsOffOurForests
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Kenya has historically viewed and dealt with forests in terms of production and economic development rather than biodiversity and conservation and we have to unlearn this
#HandsOffOurForests
#ProtectKenyasForests
