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Martman

@1martman

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

 At your local NHL arena. 🏒🥅
Joined April 2011
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I imagine it’s much the same for you every time a game is played in Sunrise.
Michael Russo (@RussoHockey) profile pictureMichael Russo
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Standing ovation for Carey Price was more than four minutes
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Can we stop normalizing hockey fans waiting outside an NHL arena for players to leave postgame in their cars & fans stopping them for a pic? They’re in their car. Going home. You didn’t ‘meet’ them. You stalked them. Go to a public autograph signing like everyone else. Please.
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I can guarantee you they don’t enjoy being stopped in their car postgame. Despite the smile they give you. Too many crazies out there for them to want to be stopped by a complete stranger while driving out of the arena. How do I know? I talk to them.
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It’s a different story if arena has an area set up outside where players can choose. Many arenas don’t. Then you get a grown ass man waving down a player in his car for a pic/autograph. Thats not acceptable behavior.
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Can’t blame this Viking defense if they suddenly give up a bunch of points. They’ve done more than their job for 3 quarters.
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Your honor, the defense rests.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce you to your 2026 8-9 Minnesota Vikings! Bookmark it.
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KOC sending in the playcall after Brian Flores' defense just forced another 3 and out
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I believe I’ve seen @LucasVanNevel do this once.
Graeme Nichols (@GraemeNichols) profile pictureGraeme Nichols@GraemeNicholsNov 10
Buddy sent this in a group chat. Bad night at the arena in Perth.
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Will the Vikings miss the playoffs? A) Yes. B) Yes but barely. C)
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Things I’d rather watch than this Minnesota Vikings offense; Jamie Benn winning the Stanley Cup. The Pohlad family deciding on next years Twins payroll. 2 rabid hedgehogs making passionate love in a never ending loop of slow motion replay.
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Victor Hedman looked like Cam Barker on that goal.
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Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.
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Thanks Ireland! Been a great 2 weeks and would love to come back.
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Beginning. Middle. End. Good night, Dublin. BTW; What’s up with the 2 handles at the urinal? Does anyone have to grip both and hold on tight? That’s some serious pressure built up if so.
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Galway is treating us right.
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Date night in Newmarket, Ireland. 🇮🇪
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Late night MN Wild news prediction dump; If Quinn Hughes doesn’t sign an extension in the next 4 weeks, he doesn’t have any intention on ever signing one. Longer this goes the percentages work against the Wild. Maybe 70/30 right now against, but a 30% chance is better than 0%.
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He knows why he hasn’t signed. Billy also knows. It’s us that don’t know. So he’s either waiting to see if Billy can sign Larks (or maybe another top center?) or he hasn’t signed because the most glaring & obvious reason….he has no intention to. Hope I’m wrong. Again. 😀
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So many Wings fans are having a difficult time understanding the salary cap. If Wild trade for Larkin the Wings are going to have to take that cap hit back, even if you dont want Trenin & another 4th liner. That’s probably what’s holding this deal up this entire time.
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Of course Billy would have to include picks/young players, but that cap hit is negligible. Dollars don’t work unless you throw in some 3 or 4 mil per players.
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Or you do a 3 team deal…which is obviously more complex and could partially explain the delay.
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