i didn’t viscerally realize fucked American debt is until now

you know what? fuck it, maybe i should write a fucking autobiography all i can guarantee is there is a lot of firearms, bullets, trees, explosions, solitary confinement, waterboarding, mexicans (long story), a beautiful eastern european, homelessness, era pre san francisco fentanyl zombies, russian 50 calibers, dragging people by the plate carrier, armored cars, 7.62x39, spalling and how fuckers should never wear steel plates, broken armored cars, various technically legal powders, becoming the oreo and dumpling king of elementary school, cherry bombs in toilets, CPS, thrasher magazine, same hour motorcycle delivery, the russian mob, stalling your motorcycle at 85mph doing wheelies, cats on ozempic, flamethrowers, accidentally making a diesel bomb, why i’m partially deaf in my right ear and blind in my left eye, $10m in a suitcase, the CIA, trains, high speed trains, derailed trains, kenyans flipping trucks over, alcohol, something I thought was alcohol but was not, bitchass wagner guys, sudanese generals, general buttnaked (shockingly not what you think), monuments in the middle of the ocean, john mcafee, russian roulette, sunken gold, getting malaria, getting japanese dengue, yellow fever, the other yellow fever, the middle east, the *middle* east, and 8 billion rounds of 5.56 green tip oh and an abandoned insane asylum the most racialized shit in this is probably me bitching how that asian jake, kevin, ryan, or bryan or whatever stole my fucking nihowdy tagline of 20 years smh