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๐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ,
๐๐ฉ, ๐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ,
๐๐ถ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ถ๐ญ๐ต๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ค๐ถ๐ญ๐ถ๐ด?
๐'๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ ๐จ๐ช๐ณ๐ญ, ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ต๐ต๐ข ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐.
[โ๏ธHIGH PRIORITY ]
To: Spider-HQ Management
Fr: Dr. Stelle Strange
Re: This e-mail needs to be a meeting.
If one of you, @2099Problems @SpiderWoman332 @FirelightOHara @BrokeOldSpidey, aren't too over involved with making little flirty eyes at each other, I need assistance.โ
I have a patient here at HQ who has failed to follow up with me after a few procedures they endured here. These procedures are required to be monitored, as Miguel is aware, as there is a rather large potential for complications to arise. The fact this individual is failing toโ
You were the one who brought the initial board?
I see. What other ill intent do you wish to bring upon HQ? Don't tell me you have voodoo dolls under your bed? Witch's runes in your notebooks?
I wasn't aware Spider-Society HQ had a mascot. I assumed that was Miguel's job since his face is on every bit of food here.
Thank you for the warm welcome, and believe me, I'm more thankful for the absence of a song. This place is starting to give me a headache.
Ho'boy, timing is everythang here! Been exactly a month since I've been on vacay an' a whole lotta schtuff happened.
Namely Lady Strange - @2099Strange - at HQ! Psssst, due t'budget cuts an' a Cease an' Desist notice, ya don't get yer own Spidey song sung by moi!
๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ข ๐ธ๐ช๐ป๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ'๐ด ๐ค๐ข๐ฑ๐ฆ,
๐ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ท๐ฆ๐ช๐ญ,
๐ ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐'๐ฎ ๐ข ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐,
๐๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ข ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ช๐จ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐๐ก.
I believe that I've yet to see anything from the Art Department since I've arrived but this is...breathtaking.
You got my good side, here. It's amazing, thank you!
Thank you for the warm welcome, I do appreciate it.
And I don't mean to appear rude but do understand I have acknowledged you speaking the phrase 'mole job' and while I have no clue what that may be, I also do not believe I wish to learn what it is, either.
Lovely to meet you.
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Two ways to treat an 'infection':
โข Antibiotics and/or surgery to remove infected tissue, leaving the appendage to continue to function.
โข Amputation.
These both apply to the universe as a 'body', and the threat a certain HQ's 'infection' currently holds.
What path to take?
I know I said I was happy to attend this request for help out of the goodness of my heart, but I think I'm about to start adding some fees, @2099Problems.
And trust me when I say my fees as the Sorceress Supreme far outweigh those I once charged as an Neurosurgeon.
I severely regret giving @2099Problems my e-mail address.
This morning's walkthrough of the Tech Department at the Spider-Society HQ yielded a very interesting find.
@FirelightOHara, shall we discuss this between ourselves or shall I forward my questions on to Big Bro'Hara?
All I heard was 'Flip's Idiots' and that you and your brother have atrocious access controls over your employees. I stopped listening after that.
[Stelle's turned away slightly, a single hand doing a few motions in the air, bringing to life a few Mystical sigil before aโ
Replying to @FirelightOHara
Flipsidites?
Eh, either way they used the board with his photo to talk to him and he's been popping up ever since. Our server's been acting funky too. It seems to override my codes.
D'you think you can wrangle 'em in?
Spider himself -- he meant a good deal to many Spiders here.]
It's why there's...typically, only one, maybe sometimes two, Spider-Men in every universe. Otherwise, you end up with...all this.โ




















