31. i said what i said. go bruins. fuck ice.

NJ
Joined January 2016
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Filet-O-Fish fans were never wrong, just early
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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.
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those big thicc scissors that came with your nice little set of special knives? you can use those! you don’t have to slice into ur slimy chicken breast, just pick that fucker up and snip it apart how you want. it’s freeing. try it.
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i am no longer afraid of things falling apart. i have seen what happens after the worst of it. the sun still rises, people still laugh, new things still begin, and one day, you find yourself happy about something you once thought you would never recover from.
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fighting the patriarchy by being the less domestically capable person in my heterosexual relationship
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Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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lowkey elite weather for a walk
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you
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today i am working my regular healthcare administrative job. tomorrow i will be working a booth at exxxotica, the adult entertainment convention. the duality of woman.
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THIS SEQUENCE IS KILLING ME???? PAUL RUDD YOU ARE THE MOMENT
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just saw someone try to cancel McKenna Grace for training Krav Maga for SOTR because it’s an Israeli fighting style so obviously her trainer had to be IDF and obviously that makes her out to he pushing Zionism… i hate Israel like a mf but some of y’all have LOST YOUR MINDS
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thinking of u queen, don’t let ur hockey team ruin ur day @ellennhamiltonn
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grilled cheese and tomato spook for lunch today Ѽ
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i wonder if john & phoebe could get bo in on something for snl omg
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poopin on company time
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i love when my favs mix and mingle
Phoebe Bridgers joins SNL again on November 14th as a musical guest! 🤍
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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