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‍ being ‍spider - man ‍is ‍a
Joined February 2015
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ASÍ ES LA VIDA. ⠀
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good lord his thighs are bigger than my future
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they should invent a me that doesn’t wonder why
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so, you’ll stick around? guess .. yeah, don’t mind seeing her.
mornin' . ☺️ * never said you had to babysit , i'm just bringing her around is all .
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mornin’ peter. do I look like a babysitter to you? (yes. he wants to see her.)
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this is hell.
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another day of hell.
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everything is actually hell.
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everything is hell.
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when miguel is mad at me, so i hide under his boobs.
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the multiverse doesn’t watch itself, parker. stop being ridiculous,
You're interested, I can tell. Don't deflect.
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haven’t you got reports to give me?
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.. elaborate.
NNNNOOOO. Miguel, how about we go do something fun? Distract yourself.
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for remindin’ me. now there’s a line forming for medical.
HOW?! I thought you had moved on to better brighter things.
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you’re a terrible influence.
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ㅤ ㅤ day 327 of asking medical to euthanise me. ㅤ
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ㅤ ㅤ day 352 of asking medical to euthanise me. ㅤ
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ㅤ ㅤ day 353 of asking medical to euthanise me. ㅤ
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I try in private now, but if you want a public show * 😒
I thought you gave up on that pursuit, i haven't seen you beg to be euthanised in a hot minute.
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Just shipping whatever out here
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