Thousandaire philanthropist, squirrel whisperer, New York Times bestselling author, and co-inventor of Scrub Daddy - the world's favorite sponge.

Australia / United States
Joined January 2009
New release. 240 pages of ALL NEW, never before published stories, emails, and drawings of people as rabbits. Order now: 27bslash6.com/rabbits.html Copies ordered through 27B/6 (limited to 1000) are signed and include bonus content. Orders are automatically entered into the November promo giveaway. See link for details. Orders shipped 7 days prior to official release date.
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Super exciting Limited Edition products now available: 27bslash6.com/products.html Note: Product #33 / Office Party Taser is not a toy. Always obtain permission from coworkers before tasing them. Also, Product # 34 Astonishingly Dangerous STEM LED Kit is probably a fire hazard.
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Sometimes I think the world has gone to shit and there’s so much pain and cruelty that I wish a huge meteor would hit us and wipe us all out and then I see a video about someone saving a stray dog and giving it a wash and everything’s fine for a bit.
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I've been told not to post any further emails from our creative director, Mike. So here's one from our account manager, Gary. It's unlikely Gary will find out because he only uses the internet to shop for double-breasted jackets on the JC Penney website. 27bslash6.com/bathrooms.html
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I’m sure Mike won’t mind me posting this screenshot as it displays both an ability to accept responsibility and empathy for others. For background, Mike was distracted by a bird in the courtyard while he was toasting bagels. He made Melissa go out and buy him replacement bagels.
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Also, our office manager, Melissa, learnt recently that her name means 'bee' in Greek and took it upon herself to order a yellow chair. It was delivered the morning we were holding second interviews & Mike had a bit of a meltdown.
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After several years of people complaining that the 27B/6 website is unreadable on telephones, I finally caved & made it responsive. Yes, it's still a bit of a mess but so is your life. I'll be adding articles over the next week or so, but in the meantime: 27bslash6.com
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As it's election night in the United States, now is a good time to remember that as the days get colder, squirrel food sources diminish. Consider putting out a bowl of corn, peanuts, or sunflower seeds for our frolicy friends.
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Happy Halloween. Marvel themed costumes this year. I’m Spider-Man’s dad and @crashholly is the scarlet witch.
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I can't quite put my finger on it but this reminds me of something... youtube.com/watch?v=D7r4IPGG…
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A new account manager named Gary started at the office yesterday. I asked him what he did on the weekend and he said, "I'd rather keep our conversations to work related matters if you don't mind." so I can tell this is going to be a fun year.
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"You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I'm allowed to raise money for whatever the fuck I want." 27bslash6.com/swimnoodle.htm…
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Until further notice, this twitter account will only be used to post pictures of otters.
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Yes, I realize it’s a popular fad at the moment and who knows how long it will be popular for, but I decided to give this whole ‘planking’ thing a go.
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Final head count for yesterday's pro-trump 'mother of all rallies' in DC: 162 - Enquiries re my Craigslist ad for a free weed-wacker: 167
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