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Joined March 2025
Imagine for a second... you're name is Erling Braut Haaland. You're a 6'5 brute with imprenetable limbs, who can run at 37 km/h. You're the best ball striker itw; can hit them at 150 km/h. You can jump upto 2.34 meters in the air. You're left footed. Ladies & Gentleman this is -
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Rest In Peace Manchester United Football Club. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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Rest In Peace Manchester United Football Club. 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be
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This shit hurts not even gonna lie.
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You gave it your all Gaffer! Nothing but Love as you bow out. ♥️
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Ahead of the curve. Always.
I think you can be happy be with the signings of Santos and Tielemans, and still acknowledge the fact that Anderson and Mateus Fernandes would have given us more of a chance at challenging for the league. Off the ball #17 and #18's partnership could turn out to be a nightmare.
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i’m genuinely in tears at santos and tielemans first touches ban fattys from playing in midfield
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Youri Tielemans leading our press is the funniest ever!
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The club most likely knew Rashford was playing through an injury during the World Cup, yet they didn't bother to sign an out n out winger!?
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Best Front 3 we've had since Sir Alex retired. Forward line never eclipsed after this.
#TB to #mufc's 5-2 WIN vs Bournemouth in July 2020 💥💪
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This is the type of shit Andre Onana was doing at Inter before he joined us btw. But then again, Suzuki seems to have a great head above his shoulders unlike yk who.
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Give the Media team a raise!
Building up to the Manchester derby! 🔥
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I mean, you can slander mediocre pro footballers all you like, but in hindsight it just takes one good manager/coach to get the best out of them. Look at Victor Lindelof for example. He's balling out at Villa currently. It doesn't even look like they miss Ezri Konsa anymore.
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Welcome back Ederson Moraes.
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Indictment of where we are as a Football Club at this moment in time.
🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes: "It was the DECISION OF THE STAFF to not go man-for-man."
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Greatest test batter? Well, I don't see Joe Root here!?
The moment The Greatest Test Batsman achieved one more milestone, this time 11K test runs.
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Trent Alexander-Arnold ▪︎ ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?
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blog.opencounseling.com/suic… Remember Football is just a game. Stay Safe guys.
Lining up for United this evening... ✨ #UCL
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Yeah man he's gone.
It's time for team news! ⏰ 🔴 Here's your United starting XI... 🤳 @Snapdragon
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