Senator Todd Whyler

@UtahUpdate you realize it's illegal to use the state seal without express permission, right?

I still could have said the prayer...or are WE unworthy?? “@gopTODD: @2CoolTodd That's because my son did the pledge today, silly.”

Yesterday, @gopTODD publicly pronounced my "demise." Today, he didn't invite me to do the pledge or prayer.

Session ain't done yet...neither am I! “@gopTODD: One of my biggest disappointments this session is the demise of @2CoolTodd”

Pimpin ain't easy. #HB276 #utleg

Last couple weeks of session are getting busy!! Gotta hurry to get my #GTL on during lunch. #utleg

@gopTODD I'm busy posing for @McNaughtonart's new painting: I'm G. Washington, @BenMcTastic is TSA agent with hand in my pants. #utleg

Did Senator Niederhauser just admit to watching R-rated movies?! #notsenpresidentmaterial #utleg

Is it just me, or is @utahbecky kinda hot?? #utleg

What about Rep. Oda's garage? “@craigfrank: Should Utah legislature allow program to open liquor stores on holidays? #utpol #utleg”

Hey @gopTODD, @BenMcAdams' fake twitter has twice as many followers AND a PAC!!! What gives?! #utleg

Sen. Knudsen compliments me for having "nice form" when running onto Senate floor. #awkward #utleg

Tell me about it. “@BenMcTastic: not easy being fake twitter personality during most boring session in Utah history. #utleg #utpol”

By "bike" you mean our bada$$ Harley. “@gopTODD: No early meetings can only mean one thing: I'm riding my bike to the Capitol." #utleg

Time to get my VDay on, Mormon GOP style: a fancy dinner at the Olive Garden, Breaking Dawn, and Cold Stone!!! #teamedward

Bumping and grinding our way through! “@utahsenate: Did you feel that bump? UTAH LEGISLATURE JUST PASSED THE HALF WAY MARK! #"

Passing bills. Like a boss. #utleg #utpol

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. goo.gl/wy3rk

Sure does! So are fake presidential candidates. "@RockyAnderson: If corporations are people does that mean fake Twitter accounts are too?”

So glad weekend is here!!! Time to get my #GTL on! #TGIF