Ever wonder what a podcast would be like if it was done by a D and D party? Of course you haven't. Why would you? That's just weird. Nevertheless, the +2 Rodcast is coming soon.

"As his body disintegrated , he knew his spirit would be doomed forever to tell the tales of those who came after, and he would forever be... The Omniscient Narrator. So... that’s how my Thursday went down. If anyone was curious." -Nayrator the Omnicient

If anyone sees Fren's awakened cheese sandwich, he would appreciate you getting in touch

Dugrona reached for the magic hammer, but unfortunately it was a +1 MC Hammer, no matter how hard she tried, she could not touch it.

Whoever said ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ has never seen one up close. Or they just have a thing for eye beams. #PlayingTheAntiMagicField

Despite looking delicious, ‘ochre jelly on toast’ is generally frowned upon, and tends to lead to instances of missing house pets.

"Ooooh yeaaahhhhhh...ohhhhh. Oh nooooo....." - The Kool Aid Man about 20 seconds after busting through a wall at Jonestown.

"Fuck you, I don't cast what you tell me!!"- Mage Against the Machine

The term "Critical Failure" describes both a bad roll and 4th Edition.

"I do remember waking up naked next to three Drow Priestesses and a Myconid with a huge grin on his face. I don’t mind telling you, the wee mushroom fella looked distressingly moist." -Dugrona Trollbane (art by @liliflamingo )

Introducing...The Night Forged, and the +2 Rod of Casting! Get to know Dugrona, Fren, Rusty , Azariel and Garnan the Unholy in The +2 Rodcast, coming to your ears this June!

Any and all instances of casting "Dancing Lights" must be accompanied by "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees. #OneDandD #BetatestingNewRules

Elturel was an inside job. Hellfire doesn't burn hot enough to drag cities into the River Styx. #DescentIntoAvernus #FollowTheMoney

After Fifty Shades of Greyhawk, What book should the +2 Rodcast discuss next?

Already got our tickets for "Cocaine Owlbear!" Can't wait! #CocaineBearMovie