@2_worms

it/its im 22 mdni sometimes nsfw 🏳️‍⚧️ EN/ESP i like... things? dms open

 ireland
Joined October 2023
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my feminine ass cannot open a pickle jar
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mightve made the best instagram story ive ever done
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fuckin bimbo broken after big toe after noon on the way to work
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stupid bitch sucks toe on the middle of day in fucking supervalu
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a fleur 🏳️‍⚧️@fleurmercy21h
📉🚨 FINANÇAS: Almas de Deadlock agora valem mais do que o Peso Argentino.
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found out my friend started working out to defend me from bullies in highschool
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m5 friend ordered an 18 inch pizza and the cashier LAUGHED
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lowkey tryinf not to tezt a girl i sabotaged myself with because im doing way better now but i dont wanna bother her if u see this tweet and u kno who u r (irish to make it specific with name dropping u) id love to chat with u
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allergies suck so i get to nap in da car
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nonono im better than those other bunnies
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nnno im not cold haha i only wore 2 shirts and 2 jackets for fun
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i know theres 2 men id genuinely date and it pisses me off
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i dont want to go on a date because itll fix my depression i want to have fun, i want to risk some vulnerability, i want to meet somebody new and get to know them on a ridiculously inconsequential marathon that, in dire circumstances, could make me feel something
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i want to live, not be cured
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vague The Bear spoilers made me cry
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lily@lillianemallowOct 24
imagine if 🧠 breastmilk 🥛 was the only way 😪😪 to unclog a toilet 🚽 then i would be like 🥺🥺 nurse harrow ✊️😫 nurse harrow ✊️😫 i used 😔 too much paper 🧻 in the ward restroom 😓😓😵‍💫 can you get that 🥺 for me please 🥺🥺🙏
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eating chocolate for dinner and watching tv and slapping my belly like a big seal
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D E A N 🌻Vgen🌻@DeanArt6Oct 24
hoy desperte y mi telefono simplemente decidio no volver a prender aaah me urge uno nuevo es peligroso andar incomunicada para mi,si quieren pedirme comisiones por vgen me ayudarian mucho,tengo 30% de descuento y entregare rapidito me ayuda si lo comparten o se rien de mi JAJA
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falinlover12@cofeiiOct 24
Replying to @ellagoer_t4t
Dont u know? If you do even one millisecond of research about diy hrt the government kidnaps you and sends you to a secret underground torture facility
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