Two Beans Quarantined

Making sure the Chipotle server doesn’t skimp on the guacamole!

Earthquake!!!

How TF is there still no high speed rail from LA to Vegas. This is sooo dumb!

Foodies in LA are like, imma put a tamale inside a bowl of pozole and pour that over a torta ahogada

Listen Twitter or X or whatever your name is now. I don’t wanna see dude shattering bones and disfiguring legs and shit! WTF!

So proud of @theelukeperez for hitting this big kick!

SHIT! I accidentally paused too long on a cat video.

In Mexico we don’t say “push ups” we say “lagartijas” and I think it’s beautiful. 🦎

With all do respect it should be “desolorante” not desodorante….

Yes, I watched it on my phone, yea it wasn’t as I’d wanted to watch the final as I’m sitting in a gym watching my Lily’s volleyball tournament and yes it was still awesome! Messi proving once and for all that he is the GOAT!

I’d recognize @Jon_Favreau ‘s anywhere!

Argentina not attacking for the 3rd goal is all thanks to Canelo talking shit! Messi will not help @miseleccionmxEN

Luis Enrique right now

To all @USMNT fans. In the words of the greatest movie coach ever. “I would hope you would support who we are. Not, who we are not.” -Norman Dale Hickory Huskers

⁦@theelukeperez⁩ getting a nice shutout from the commentary here. Congrats big guy keep doing what you do!

I don’t trust adult men who sit criss cross applesauce on a couch.

This class has me dying sometimes!!!! Hahahahaha