@2eggwhite
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Joined June 2024
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Eggy retweeted
Fred@seanelonmusk1h
I’ve decided I’m going to act very based for now on
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How it will feel to wake up at 1pm for a miniscule groyper bag of mini corn dogs while I lay on my couch watching pirated TV on stolen WiFi
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Eggy retweeted
ToonHive
@ToonHive14h
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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Eggy
@2eggwhite15h
38 year old Haitian coworker in the Rick and Morty weed shirt is begging me for grocery money since we're laid off. He said his mom locked all the groceries in her room so he can't eat them
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38 year old Haitian coworker in the Rick and Morty weed shirt is begging me for grocery money since we're laid off. He said his mom locked all the groceries in her room so he can't eat them
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That boy was OD zesty. He was gyrating and all type of shit in a room full of men. And in fact our White Haitian supervisor said he was auditioning for gay porn
Scoobs@Scoobs34616h
Replying to @2eggwhite
Do you work at pornhub? Where is your jewish rabbi supervisor?
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There seems to be no disciplinary action at all for our few remaining shifts so we sat around while this 40 year old Haitian guy went on tiktok live and talked about how he loves having sex with old fat women
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Society keeps me flipping burgers at 40 years old because I was too redpilled
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Eggy retweeted
Terror
@OKCbombing22h
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Time to open the 20th smoke shop in a 1 mile radius #SupplyAndDemand
Cole@Cole_C0le_20h
Replying to @2eggwhite
Eggy, don't you see the opportunity Infront of you? when your current jobs goes, hire all the Haitians, pay them like shit using this tipped loophole and keep the profits.
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Filling out some job applications and noticing many are paying below minimum wage. I looked into it and they're making any public-facing job a "tipped position" by putting a tip jar somewhere in the building and then legally paying half the minimum wage #Finance #LifeHack
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Just received my schedule for a single 5 hour shift and the manager was sobbing so I think the Haitian adventures are coming to a close #Developing
Eggy
@2eggwhiteOct 18
I think my workplace is going out of business so it's time to concoct a scheme until I start my new overnight job in 2 weeks
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GO TO 7/11 AND BUY 30$ WORTH OF CANDY AND EAT IT ALL IN ONE SITTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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beer before wine youre in for a good time wine before beer good times are near
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guy at the pumpkin patch lowkey informed me that when the patch runs out of pumpkins they just go to walmart and get more. i got my other pumpkins at walmart. so im standing in a field getting the same exact pumpkins i have at home. and they all came from walmart.
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I feel like bacon is getting expensive faster than everything else.
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Moved 800 miles, finally got into the new house today and immediately broke the TV with my head while trying to move the power cable
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I have a bad attitude tonight
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Every day is someone’s birthday
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