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beautiful, talented, humble 😌

Joined April 2009
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Be for fucking real
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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tag yourself i’m Catin Klaven
This cloth vendor really said he sold me an original Calvin Klein 😭💔 should I ask for a refund at this point? 😭
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me waking up this morning
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wdym my work event theme was rhinestone cowboy & i had the perfect outfit (hat provided by em)
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how it feels to be a Latina in Texas rn
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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why she call at 8am 😭
called kat, greg and elaine and they’re all still sleeping. lames
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gay halloween is crazy
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Dress like a slut or stay inside today I don’t wanna see no bitch dressed like the lorax
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please answer dm @TheSimpsons I have an idea for the couch gag
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me greg maha kat group costume loading
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just asked her for a crying pic and she said no #kinkshamer
bailing on plans to cry in the bathtub >
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when a new couple is flirting in the group chat i feel so uncomfy being subjected to it but it’s also like ya i’ve been there
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your chatgpt rating a man higher than a woman is actually so telling especially since he’s a 3.5 at best
Love Is Blind perfectly sums up modern dating. You’ve got 5s rejecting 7.5–8s because they genuinely believe they deserve better. Dating apps/unlimited male attention have absolutely fried people’s perception of their own market value. Hoeflation is at the worst it’s ever been.
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Me and Kat
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Eu sou o motivo das pessoas precisarem de película privacidade
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i was always on her side (lady with the earring on delta flight)
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bought a new car today 🤪
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kat really knows everyone. why does she know someone at the mini cooper dealership in austin
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you could be having the worst cramps of your life and your work will force you to participate in a field day
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