Martian · Oct 2, 2020 · 7:27 PM UTC

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Martian@2napalm2 Oct 2020

Reach the heights👌 and keep going up💪

Martian · Nov 14, 2026 · 4:13 AM UTC

Martian@2napalm11h

Almost doesn't count...

Polymarket Sports

@PolymarketSportNov 13

🚨Kobbie Mainoo almost pulled off the greatest assist in football history

Martian · Nov 13, 2026 · 10:09 AM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 13

So sad but traffic police officers should always prioritize their life

The Slice Magazine

@slicemagazineNov 13

A female traffic police officer has died after being run over by a truck along Magalasi Road in Blantyre. 🚨 Reports say the officer was attempting to stop the truck when it failed to stop and ran over her.

Image from The Slice Magazine (@slicemagazine)

Pavel Durov · Nov 11, 2026 · 8:29 PM UTC

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@durovNov 11

Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies. Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying? France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!

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Martian · Nov 10, 2026 · 10:49 AM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 10

La 40

Times 360 Malawi@Times360MalawiNov 10

#Times360Malawi Central West Region (CWR) Police say they have seized 1,500 litres of fuel from a businessman in Chinsapo 2 in Lilongwe. CWR Police spokesperson Foster Benjamin has identified the businessman as Andrew Mwandira.

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TeaKay · Nov 9, 2026 · 12:29 PM UTC

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@iTannuNov 9

Follow me for such life hacks.

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Nkanyezi · Nov 9, 2026 · 8:47 AM UTC

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@NkanyeziKubhekaNov 9

Before you say “I do,” spend a day at divorce court. You might discover that some people fight harder for the assets than they ever fought for the marriage.

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Martian · Nov 9, 2026 · 12:23 PM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 9

I can't wait for the day my beard has grey hairs.

Martian · Nov 9, 2026 · 12:20 PM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 9

Umapewa zambiri...

Ann ❤️

@Annie_ModibaNov 9

Honestly, what’s the advantage of being broke?

JB · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:19 AM UTC

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JB@real_jolly_broNov 9

Replying to @DonKhiva

YOU HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OF A GENIUS AND THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY OF A LOADING SCREEN

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Nompumelelo MK · Nov 9, 2026 · 7:13 AM UTC

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@MissLELOMK1Nov 9

A proof that men don't pay attention😭😭👍🤣🤦‍♀️

Image from Nompumelelo MK (@MissLELOMK1)

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Martian · Nov 9, 2026 · 11:56 AM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 9

Why are we not working from Home? This is the worst fuel crisis FFS

Lord Timothée · Nov 9, 2026 · 9:01 AM UTC

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Lord Timothée@TheNtiloNov 9

west africa time anyways. so, we hired out our new stage out for the Theresa Phondo Live in Concert, transported straight from Blantyre Open to BICC for setup. delivered in mint condition.

Lord Timothée@TheNtiloNov 9

la 40, no smokes i hope you’re ready for this smoke, because i am. if i were you, i would lawyer up! a thread 🧵 at 10.

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Martian · Nov 7, 2026 · 10:57 AM UTC

Martian@2napalmNov 7

Finally, got to see The Odyssey

Eric · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:17 PM UTC

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@amerixNov 6

Hospital departments have monthly revenue targets. That is why meaningless surgeries, including unjustified Caesarean Sections, are rampant in these hospitals. If you remain ignorant, hospitals will turn you into their cash cow.

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