millhouse retweeted
I used to be like "I just banged 3 chicks backstage & then fought 6 bouncers". Today I'm like "wheres the wet-wipes,the baby threw up on me"
millhouse retweeted
Sometimes I feel like helping people but then I remember it would be better if we all died so eh
Just saw a dude driving with noise cancelling headphones on #safetyfirst






