@301pushups

why doesn’t anyone in my life take me seriously

23
Joined June 2026
Sorry to all my friends and Bhiel lovers, he has been killed and this is Mhiel a different person who is not impersonating anyone so please don’t nuke this account
5
34
35,254
Dude I bent my middle toe back a little and it felt like my foot exploded and then it melted away and now my foot feels awesome
6
89
Who wanna come over and cuddle forever
1
8
316
Over under on H3H3 blowing his shit off? I put it at 80-20
8
244
This is a really cool character design and I like her too bad a sexist weirdo made it coulda made for some cool body horror
The leftist feminist trend of aborting boys is disturbing
3
80
Yall apparently @hasanthehun and @joerogan had hot steamy elevator sex at Ludwig’s wedding 🤯🤯👀🔥🔥🔥🔥
4
145
Suck my dicks bro
5
11
63
1,489
I love my chemistry lecturer he’s like 5’2 with a hunch back and he kinda walks like a goblin and he talks like vsauce Michael
11
193
Horseshoe or horses hoe… either way ur getting clopped
2
17
493
Horse shoe or horses hoe?
7
119
Shit is hard rn
3
29
583
Pregaming a shit
1
6
2
25
1,320
Would u love me even if I wasn’t a murderer :/
1
5
1
27
724
Waiter, is my side dish of cum vegan and ethically sourced?
1
36
934
Youtube video idea: 2 British guys try American pussy for the first time “omggg it’s so juicy and tender it’s falling off the bone😱😱😱”
5
3
91
1,903
How male pregnancy works👇
347
1,111
464
9,938
979,526
Strangers cross to the other side of the road when they see me walking towards them, it makes me sad but I understand
1
11
259
I really need to be held or something idk
3
14
299
Sometimes I have to bust a nut 3 times to be able to fall asleep
2
22
1
150
3,624
Keep it up motherfucker and we’ll see who has the last guffaw
1
12
269