The Tree of All Trees. 🎄 Holiday icon. Actor. Philanthropist. The OG social influencer. 💵 He/him/fir. (parody and not official, duh) #PineTime

NYC, the Island of Misfit Toys
Joined April 2009
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A note from the Senior Spruce Scribe...
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Goodbyes don’t have to feel like this. You’re more than landfill to us. Head to a @NYCParks Mulchfest location near you for a sustainable (and free!) Christmas tree send off: nyc.gov/mulchfest
Your Christmas tree brought you joy, happiness and memories with your family that you will cherish for a lifetime. Yet your fond farewell to your fir friend is to drag it to the curb in a dirty old tarp and leave it on the side of the road? Jerk.
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I don’t know about you, but middle school - especially 8th grade - was a pretty awful and, frankly, dark experience. That 30+ years later I’d be working in the glow of ⁦@30RockTree⁩ would have been simply beyond comprehension for 8th grade me. I hope he’s proud.
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Reserved your parking spot.
hey can someone order me an uberXXXXXXXXXL?
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I've learned over the years that we all could use a smile a little more. A silly, joyous moment. I'm so honored that I can be that for you during the holidays, but do me a favor and be that for someone in your life today. Trust me. It will come back to you tenfold. Thank you.
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Third: This account is unofficial and I don't get paid to write it. If you'd like to support me and my work, I'd be so grateful if you'd join the over 130+ supporters that have bought me a coffee to say thank you! My barista would appreciate it! 5/6 buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree
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The episodes are no more than 10 minutes and I introduce each stranger to you anonymously, so they're more open to share their thoughts and insights! you can listen anywhere, including.... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/1QJqZC… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Second: the tree's perspective on life is something I learn through my conversations w/random strangers as I travel. I share these insights and anonymous conversations in a little 5-10 minute podcast I do called Meet a Stranger! If you like my humor here, you might like it! 3/6
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First off: THANK YOU. Thank you for your support and love over the years. It blows me away that this silly character I created can make people laugh and think, no matter where I might be writing it while I travel around the world. It's been such a joy. Thank you!! 2/6
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It's the tree's last day and yours truly, @MattHaze the tree's creator and Senior Spruce Scribe, would like to say THREE things before we end the season as me and not as Mr. Tree.... a thread... 1/6
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If you'd like, you can support him and his work by buying him a coffee. As a thank you, he'd be happy to put in a good word for you with Santa. No guarantees it'll get you on the nice list, there's probably a reason you're on the naughty list. THANKS! buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree
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Before it gets holiday crazy, my writer @MattHaze wanted to send a quick note to say THANK YOU. He appreciates you and your support over the years. It's his honor to try to bring a smile to your face in the craziness of the holiday season. You, my friend, rock. Happy Holidays!
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And one last thing... If you've loved what I've done this year, please buy my writer a coffee or two because his caffeine habit is expensive and it is what fueled the tweets all season long. He thanks you in advance. buymeacoffee.com/30rocktree
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When you BE that in the world, you'll see more of it around you. And more importantly, when people see you do that, they will give themselves permission to be their most authentic BEing as well. It's what I've done the last 8 weeks we've been together. Go BE you. Love you.
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I mean I'm just standing here in the plaza lookin' good in photos and on TV. But it's not anything I'm doing... it's who I'm BEing. So who do you want to BE? What is important in your life? How do you show up to everything that goes on in your life? With people? BE that.
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The question: Who do you want to BE? I hear all these "new year, new me" things from people walking by in the plaza. And that sounds exciting! But as someone who can't go anywhere, I know that the most important thing is who I am BEing.
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Well, my ride is around the corner and I'm skippin' town tonight. So this is goodbye. For now. I wanted to leave you with a question. A question to ask yourself and let ponder in your head. Let this question help guide you between now and the next time we talk.
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sorry to hear about the Fox News Tree.
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Prometheus talks #NewYorkTough (and can back it up!) bit.ly/32xamhu
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Shameless plug. If you like the fun we have here, we have just as much fun over on my personal pages! I strive to not only make you laugh but make you think about life differently every single day. So come join me there. Twitter: @MattHaze IG: instagram.com/matthaze
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