Dog guy. Storm chaser. Gamer nerd. Camera nerd. Sports nerd. Arsenal FC nerd. 🔴⚪️ Coffee nerd. 4.97 Uber rating. Tractor Supply points haver.

Texas, USA
Joined April 2009
What an absolutely mindblowing, amazing, humbling, elemental, cosmic, beautiful treat of a month it has been in Texas. The universe is awesome.🥰
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Good morning remember to go collect your livestock
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Will Leverett retweeted
In case you haven’t seen one before, here is a baby bison…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a musk ox calf, not a bison. alaskawildlife.org/following-the-…
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Just 15 days to total ankle replacement! 🫣 Researching the knee scooter wheelie thingies. Obviously need offroad tires, a sweet basket, and a skull bell to ring at cows. And of course some bitchin' flame decals.🔥
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Happy Drooly Monday to all who celebrate 🐮
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Pretty ridiculous that it's come to this. Bond supervillain status achieved by these grifters.
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Gunner headbutted my root canal tooth and I almost passsd out from the pain and I'm straight up using the excuse to go get a Dairy Queen Blizzard
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Audible: SONIC BLAST 🍧
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Godspeed cabbage, kale, spinach, red onions, and cauliflower starters. I'll need you for whichever one of The Apocalypses is coming. 🥬🥕
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Happy Pythagorean Triple Day to all who celebrate! 🥳 10²+ 24²= 26² Next one isn't until March 4 2105 (3² + 4² = 5²) so make it count.
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Never answering a phone call again.
We made the first AI model you can have a realistic conversation with that was trained entirely on speech! Dessa is a full-duplex speech-to-speech model that you can run on consumer GPUs. This is a GPT3 moment for speech.
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Getting pretty good at collecting escaped cows
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Dentist: "You know, I don't think we numbed you up very well" Me: "No shit bro wtf"
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For Whom The Bell Tolls at the dentist is a vibe
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Apparently I need a root canal because I got took a brass bulkey fragment in the chin last spring. "Bullet to the chin" is the new "arrow to the knee".
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Live look at me washing the same set of clothes because I still don't have my luggage despite getting home a week ago
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It only took ten years from this tweet and a dozen appointments since to convince them my $12 hot check in 1996 doesn't make me a national security threat. Today I finally got my Global Entry card.
Replying to @312Will
Now I can get my passport expiry date fixed AND get Global Entry AND get TSA Precheck. 💯
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Them: Here is who I voted for and why Me: Here is my fantasy football team and who I'm starting this weekend
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The sound of silence 🔥
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Vote. 🇺🇸
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Almost 300 people have voted in Llano (pop. 3,500) by 2pm on the first day of early voting and I think that's pretty cool.
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