Sully Breckheimer

Just think, your fridge is roughly 50 degrees warmer than the state of North Dakota.

Women will dye their hair every color of the rainbow and that’s cute and stylish. Then there are those disgusting men with mullets, and that’s absurd.

I would rather suck start my shotgun than listen to Christmas music.

If there are any nurses who are fired due to not getting vaccinated in the coming months, there is still an opening for a farm wife in rural Luverne, ND. Dm me for applications. (I have single farmer friends as well.)

I’m not the guy without a shirt, but I promise bellybutton shots are lint free. #NewProfilePic

No joke, can one single person please tell me why Joe Biden is the right choice? I genuinely need to know why? If you have an answer please tell me.

If you voted for Joe Biden, you are apart of the problem and that’s just a fact.

Wow Venmo got an ass load of free advertising from every 18-28 year old in ND yesterday. I bet if everyone who had that post went and tossed in a $20 on pull tabs there would be more $500 winners.

This generation of people have a very hard time understanding the concept of supply&demand. If you are putting time and effort into something that few people want, there will be a small gain. Time and effort does not directly correlate with how much profit you stand to earn.

Do you think that TikTokers know that I’m wiping my ass while I watch their videos or?

If the government would quit taxing the people of this country on the income they worked for, they could just keep their 600 dollars and quit acting like their doing us a favor.