The 35th President of the U.S. and first Catholic president. Parody Account Minor NSFW DNI Not affilated with anybody #FreePalestine
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I have signed an executive order enforcing martial law all across America for the safety of citizens when Mariah Carey is defrosted.
I understand that this is harsh, but this is to assure American citizen's safety from Ms. Carey.
President John F. Kennedy retweeted
BREAKING: WR John F. Kennedy to Tentacle Acres, WR Tails Prower to New Oceanville in 3-Team Trade!
Tentacle Acres receives:
WR John F. Kennedy
New Oceanville receives:
WR Tails Prower
Quittersville receives:
WR Terrence Crabwell
2028 2nd (from NOS)
2029 1st (from NOS)
🇺🇸: I have some unfortunate news; I have heard that Mariah Carey is, in fact, soon to defrost.
As she poses a serious threat to international stability, we, brothers and sisters of all races, must stick together in this troubling time.
🇺🇸: Who wants to help me invade Cuba again? (as a joke obviously)
72%Yes
28%No
72 votes • Final results
🇺🇸: My apologies for being gone for a while, I've been boating and had to be in complete radio silence. Quite an enjoyable thing I've been doing in my past time though.
