Stop telly people saying 'slightly unique ' or 'a little unique'. It's either effing unique, or it isn't.馃が馃が
And while we're at it the 'most' in 'most senior' isn't doing anything.
Rant over.
You know you're getting old when you've got a night on the lash, and you don't particularly want to go 馃槶 馃槀
It's too cold, pubs ain't what they were, I can't be arsed to iron a shirt, I'll have a two day hangover at least......blah, blah, blah.
Kin retweeted
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Don't bother checking the weather forecast tomorrow, I've somehow agreed to take the crew to a firework display and fair.
It'll be raining and cold. Nailed on.馃槶馃槀
Kin retweeted
"However The Glitter Skate Park, Rolf's Oz Safari and the "Ow's about that then!" roller coaster remain open."
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
Happy 81st birthday to @hwinkler4real the coolest man ever and all round nice bloke.
Happy Birthday, Fonz.
馃憤馃徎Ayyyyyy!! 馃コ馃巶
Just seen a bloke at the petrol station wearing these with pink socks and what looked like his little brother's suit.
Proper nonce trotters if ever I saw them.
What is it with women? They never forget a thing.
My beloved has just brought up a text message I asked a taxi driver to deliver to her (I sent him the message , he went to her house, knocked on the door & and showed it to her when she was ignoring me. It was boxing day 2021 ffs.
