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"The bastard son fathered with a serving girl is the only one who is anything like him, while the legitimate heirs are aristocratic fops" sounds like the plot of the last Conan movie. But it's actually the plot of Arnold's life.
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Lobster too buttery.
I used to pray for my favourite characters not to be dragged down by dogshit voice acting.
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When I'm trying to figure out whay went wrong with the necromancy spell but my stupid chud thrall wants me to give them dennys
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Harry Potter Once Asked Snape What He Actually Thought of Him.
Harry: "Professor, can I ask you something?"
Snape: "I sincerely hope not, Potter. But unfortunately, I suspect you will."
Harry: "Did you ever actually like my father?"
Snape: "No."
Harry: "Not even a little?"
Snape: "Potter, I would rather spend an entire afternoon listening to Gilderoy Lockhart explain his achievements than discuss your father."
Harry: "Right. So that's a no."
Snape: "An extraordinary display of intelligence. Perhaps there is hope for you after all."
Harry: "But you knew him for years. Surely there was something about him you respected?"
Snape: "Your father was arrogant, reckless, loud, and possessed an almost supernatural ability to attract attention wherever he went."
Harry: "Sounds like Sirius."
Snape: "Black was considerably worse."
Harry: "So you hated both of them?"
Snape: "With every fibre of my being."
Harry: "What about my mother?"
Snape: "..."
Harry: "You liked her, didn't you?"
Snape: "That is none of your concern."
Harry: "You know, Professor, I've always wondered why you hated me so much if you loved my mum."
Snape: "You have your mother's eyes."
Harry: "Everyone keeps saying that."
Snape: "And unfortunately, your father's face."
Harry: "Thanks. Really appreciate that."
Snape: "You're welcome."
Harry: "So, if I looked more like my mum, would you have treated me differently?"
Snape: "Perhaps."
Harry: "You could've just said that years ago."
Snape: "And deprive myself of the pleasure of watching you struggle through my classes? I think not."
Harry: "You really are a horrible person, aren't you?"
Snape: "Ten points from Gryffindor."
Harry: "FOR WHAT?"
Snape: "Interrupting a teacher."
Harry: "YOU ASKED ME TO—"
Snape: "Twenty points."
Harry: "I'm leaving."
Snape: "Do try not to trip over your father's ego on the way out, Potter."
Harry stormed out of the classroom.
Snape remained behind, staring at the empty doorway.
For a moment, his expression softened.
Snape: "Just like your mother..."
Then he picked up his wand.
Snape: "And just as insufferable as your father."
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Bethesda writer discovers writing.
Skyrim lead designer Bruce Nesmith says Baldur’s Gate 3 surprised him with how much meaningful choices can improve an RPG.
Bethesda usually lets players join almost every faction, while BG3 makes some decisions permanent, meaning you can miss entire storylines depending on your choices.
He was surprised by how much he enjoyed BG3’s approach, where major decisions can permanently close off certain paths and encourage players to try different choices in another playthrough.
“They were both fun, they’re just fun in different ways.”
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Have to laugh at Resident Evil purists who were mad at Cregger for stripping Umbrella Corps off of its sexy villainous PR image to show who they actually are (bunch apathetic fucks who are consumed by their self-importance and complete disregard of human lives)
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>Be Me
>Worried I'm becoming meaner online
>Decide to try and be nicer
>Go online
>"They've destroyed the bones of Saint Nick"
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trying to like design an F22 girl and im liking the hairstyle but it doesnt feel like a plane hair...
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People replying to this saying “well vampires keep the body they had before they were bitten.”
Yall fr think Magistrate, Law School graduate, “I hate doing physical labor”, Astarion had a six pack in life?
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Lily Andromeda es la tercera de los 7 hijos de Harry y Draconia
#Malfoid #DraconiaMalfoy
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It should be a punishable offense triable at The Hague to see some mouth-breather think he knows more about someone’s own work than Mike Pondsmith
ikr this is pedantic, but a work is bigger than its creator
Once published, you no longer control the meanings it creates. People have every right to judge your work, but you don't get to judge them for it.
e.g. i'd gladly sentence @trigger_inc to bankruptcy over @edgerunners .
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The ghidorah theme from minus zero accidentally made its way into my workout playlist so imagine my horror as I’m mid rep and suddenly hear that shrill violin start up
