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sleeping 😴

Joined January 2022
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Happy birthday Dostoyevsky!!
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Detachment is the ultimate Happiness
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.@FavzsnNov 6
My only relief is sleep. When I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I don't feel alone, I'm nothing.
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𓅓@ufw_AnomalyNov 5
but who am i without nostalgia, yearning, melancholy, overthinking, regret and music
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“did you guys date?” no. we just texted every day, spent hours talking, flirted, acted jealous, gave each other mixed signals, got attached, became a part of each other’s routines and then became strangers with memories we can’t even talk about :)
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ًً@queenissdeadOct 20
how much sorrow can i take
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That one Kashmiri oomf
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@JatinTweets_Oct 24
So according to you who’s the prettiest girl you know on whole twitter(X) ??
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I wanna ruin our friendship We should be lovers instead
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i have tasted both being avoidant and a yearner. i highly recommend not getting attached to someone u never dated
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@_iamhabeebOct 17
Lack of communication will eventually destroy any type of attachment.
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miles@barcahiraOct 17
sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes Real Madrid FC.
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This is the most beautiful gif ever
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Comeback in hell. 🔥
Image from FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)
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i love that period when you find a great series & you don't care about anything except the series. you forget about everything, just you & the series.
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@xoxocelesOct 10
Image from ❀ (@xoxoceles)
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Leo: "thank you for loving me so much" us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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TK@TeaKuppsOct 3
When a Sportsman says I’m not losing today>>>>
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Dawg that Messi 2nd half against England still doesn’t make sense
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Umtiti Jr. vs India Joga Feito. 🌟
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k@KaartikkkkkSep 26
POV: It’s 2:00 PM on a summer day. Your mom is taking a nap, the house is quiet and you’re wandering around trying to find something to do.
sammm ☆ (@onlysammms) profile picturesammm ☆
@onlysammmsSep 26
this is how 5 pm used to feel as a child
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h@thandimonsterSep 21
i think one of the loneliest parts of growing up is realizing that nobody really knows your whole story anymore. the people who knew you at 15 don't know who you became. the people who know you now weren't there for what shaped you. different eras, different people. we grew up.
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