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Joined October 2019
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Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest rat in #nufc history. Never welcome back here.
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Matthias Jaissle as replacement? After all the options available earlier in the summer? What an absolute circus we are. Replacing good players with kids. Replacing Eddie with some random from Saudi. Guaranteed relegation written all over it. Game over. #nufc
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We don't pick up more than 6 or 7 points from this run if we stick with Jaissle. #NUFC
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Can anyone recall the last time we looked this bad and the manager actually turned it around? #NUFC
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Only one man can save us now. Make the call. #nufc
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You know what, go get Rafa. This team is limited but he would get them doing the basics well and be afforded patience. No brainer. #nufc
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The question everyone should ask is - would we have gone for Jaissle if our owners weren't the Saudis? Absolutely not. Only appointed because it was easy to do #nufc
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I'm at the "Bruce threshold" now - that special place where you're hoping we lose, just to increase the odds of the manager being sacked. #nufc
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Only Newcastle would appoint a nobody from Saudi and expect it to go well. He was in Saudi for a reason, should have left him there. #nufc
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If we don't sack Jaissle now, we'll go down. #nufc
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This isn't a transitional season, this is just terrible. Jaissle needs to go before it's too late. Give someone the International break to work with these players. #nufc
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Penny pinching and not getting Trafford so we could buy one bang average keeper and a youngster who isn't ready. Classic Newcastle. This team is dire. Get Jaissle out now. #nufc
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Here's an interesting one. Now we've sold everyone of note - Who is now our best player? If someone else than those listed, then who? #nufc @ToonPolls
81%Hall
0%Joelinton
12%Nico
6%Other
16 votes • Final results
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Still don't know why anyone is shocked that a nobody from the Saudi league is struggling to cut it here. Jaissle was signed because he worked in Saudi and the deal was easy to do, not because he was the best option. It's not even poor planning - it was just a panic hire. #nufc
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Why the hell did we seem to think hiring a bloke from Saudi was a good idea? No experience and was clearly just an easy deal to do because of who our owners are. #nufc
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Jaissle has to go before the damage becomes too great. We somehow have 11 points. Give that base to a competent manager to work with. #nufc
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We need to get rid of Jaissle before it's too late. We look so unbelievably bad. We're so easy to play through and have nothing up top other than Harvey Barnes attempted to cut in on his right. This is gonna end up four or five. #nufc
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Call it knee-jerk, I don't care. I was present for both our relegation seasons and this team and manager absolutely reek of the same stuff. Get him gone. #nufc
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Look, I'm full of loads of shit takes when it comes to football, but even I was able to see that appointing some inexperienced bloke from Saudi was nothing more than the easy deal to do because of who our owners are. No one else wanted the bloke. Was never going to work. #nufc
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Who would have thought selling our three best players (including our captain), replacing them with kids who can't get a game and bringing in a young manager with no serious top flight experience was a recipe for disaster? Why are we all acting shocked. #nufc
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Jaissle doesn't have a clue. We look worse now than we ever did under Howe. Get rid before it's too late. #nufc
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