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the friend in low places | dopamine dealer | a bit of a witch | pastatute 🍝

Arkansas, USA
Joined January 2011
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I love you, Will Wade. 😂
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Cam Little would have made that FG. 😜
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Todd Chrisley is number one on my Traitors wish list. 😭 #traitorsUS
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Subway slipped me a rogue red onion on my sandwich. Ruined my fuckin night.
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Wake up, babe. Ben Affleck tired and smoking meme has been updated.
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When browsing Zillow, I wish I could reply to listings and tell them exactly why they’re asking too much for the property listed.
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It’s terrible Swag Surf season! 🏀
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JonBenet Ramsey. Zero possibility that an outside intruder would murder her and then go to the kitchen to root around for a pen and paper before sitting down to write a three-page ransom note for literally no reason whatsoever.
I was just thinking today, what's the most "solved" unsolved mystery? I think my favorite is Amy Bradley. She disappeared after going out drinking until 4 AM on a cruise ship and was last seen sitting on a balcony drunk off her ass and every youtube video on the subject thinks it's more likely she was kidnapped by white slavers and sex trafficked to a brothel in Curacao than that she drunkenly fell off a boat
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I’ve never received a political text and thought “Yes! This changed my mind! I’m going to vote for this individual rather than another!” Whose idea was this anyway?
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Fresh off a bye, mind you.
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Atrocious. Lol.
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Shaquille O’Neal checking in for his Living Wax Museum project. 🏀😜
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Never settle. 🙌🏼😂
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A haunted house but it’s just men commenting on your lip filler or telling you to smile 👻
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The guy who kept Shaq and Charles Barkley in line on TV for 37 years used to spend his mornings shaving and dressing his son, who could barely move and breathed through a ventilator. Then he'd go to work and laugh with those guys all night like nothing was going on. Tonight Ernie Johnson said this season will be his last, and Barkley tried to thank him on air and couldn't get the words out. I don't think most people watching that clip know what Ernie was carrying all those years. He and his wife Cheryl adopted Michael from an orphanage outside Bucharest in 1991, when he was 3. He had Duchenne muscular dystrophy, and doctors didn't think he'd make it to his 20s. He lived to 33. When Ernie was home, getting Michael ready in the morning could take an hour and a half, and Ernie did the showering and shaving and dressing himself. In 2006 he told viewers he had non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, and by the end of October he was back at the desk while he was still going through chemo. When Michael died in 2021, Ernie wasn't on the show that week, and Shaq, Kenny and Chuck spent about six minutes trying to hold it together while they talked about a kid most of America never met. Then last year he had heart bypass surgery, and this summer he turned 70. Ernie's dad pitched in the big leagues and then called Braves games for decades, and he gave his son a rule Ernie's talked about forever: if somebody spikes you at second base, never rub. If you've ever wondered why nobody's been able to copy Inside, that rule is a big part of it. Barkley could say the dumbest thing imaginable, Shaq could fall out of his chair, Kenny could go running to the big board, and Ernie would just pick it up and bring it back to basketball with that yellow legal pad. Those three got to be chaos because the guy in the middle never made his own stuff the show. He still calls hosting a "get-to job," and he was calling it that the same year he buried his son. So when Charles Barkley, who's roasted pretty much everybody alive on live TV, can't finish a sentence to the man, that's why.
Charles Barkley and the guys give Ernie Johnson his flowers. This is a must watch. (via @ohnohedidnt24)
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Another winner. 🍝🤌🏼
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A double technical.. in an exhibition game? We are so back, baby.
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every man that has called me crazy has also called me again later
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My unathletic child has taken an interest in basketball *and* has to do a book report on, of all people, Shaquille O’Neal. In the year of our Lord 2026, I’ve got to buy a Shaq jersey. (Larry Bird, his first choice, wasn’t an option for the book report.)
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