Christian Grey Probs

For those of you who know this account... you know what to expect. For those new cummers... it's a lot of salacious and parodical humor. Strap in.

Happy 10 Year Anniversary to the Fifty Shades Movie. Did you miss me?

“I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather.” - Margaret Cho. #bdsm #love 😈

"No rules." "None at all? But you have needs." "I need you more, Anastasia." #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker

"Why didn't you safe-word, Anastasia?" "... You know... I forgot." "You forgot?!" #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker

"You said you'd never leave, yet when the going gets tough, you're out the door." "When did I say I'd never leave?" "In your sleep."

"I like control, Ana. And around you, that just... evaporates." #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker

"I have spent my adult life trying to avoid any extreme emotion. Yet you... you bring out feelings in me that are completely alien."

"I just don't know which way is up when I'm with you." #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker

"I don't do dates, Anastasia - Only with you. But you know that." #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker

Taking over. #ChristianGreyProblems

Guess who's back. #ChristianGreyProblems #FiftyShadesDarker #FiftyShades

I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Over, sideways and under... #FiftyShadesOfDisney

I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu! (Ana!) #FiftyShadesofDisney #JoseProblems

That gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam... #FiftyShadesofDisney

Let it go. #FiftyShadesofDisney Frozen 2

This is my chance to let you go.

José. #ChristianGreyProblems

I don't do the girlfriend thing. #ChristianGreyProblems

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