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Michael Hilton

@5HourNinja

Author of the Bobby Robot series @Intensepub; Content-creator @youtini_us; publisher of The Weekly Geek on https://teapawt.net/t.co/2hupFhZ9fz

Joined April 2009
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Congratulations @5HourNinja aka Michael Hilton on your publishing deal with @OCMyoungdragons!
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Hi this is Rachel from dealer services letting you know that your car warranty is expired.
Realizing I could’ve beat Conor McGregor if I just waited 4 1/2 minutes.
Rain dances are stupid. Just go through a car wash and wait 5 minutes.
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Seems like a missed opportunity to not call this new wind farm Martha’s Windyard.
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So now that I’m 30 is this whistle when I breathe through my nose just permanent now or...?
You know you’re from Louisiana when you sneeze Tony Chachere’s into your mask.
Is Facebook Memories nothing more than a cringe feed of your past self?
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Baby books really are like “I am a Bunny” and “Joey Goes to the Bathroom,” as if babies are too dumb to appreciate a well-crafted three act narrative structure and nuanced character arcs.
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Ya know, as a kid I really thought dry cleaning would be a bigger part of adulthood
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I wish weekends felt as long as YouTube ads.
I’m gonna say it. Hair conditioner is a scam.
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Twitter, can we all put the politics on hold for a second and talk about WandaVision
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Carly Huss@CarlyDHuss4 Mar 2021
Friday Night Lights X To All The Boys She dreams of life out of her small town, but he’s knows too well that dreams don’t come true. For him, anyway. He’ll help her get hers though...even if it means she’ll leave forever. #PitMad #YA #ToDreamorNottoDream
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Fanfic websites really are the Wild West.
😮😮😮 Guess I’m subscribing to Paramount+ too
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@Nickelodeon24 Feb 2021
we're teaming up with Avatar co-creators Mike and Bryan to launch Avatar Studios with exclusive new content coming to Nick and @paramountplus! at.nick.com/3bytUX6
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It is with great excitement that I announce I’ll be taking up the mantle of Daft Punk in what is sure to be described as a timely Batman Beyond situation. #DaftPunk #DaftPunkForever #DaftPunkBreakUp
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Warm up with a roundup of cool stuff. bit.ly/3bqDwCW #nerd #geek #PerseveranceRover #mars2021 #scifi #books #wondla
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I formally challenge @POTUS to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. 200cc. You choose the cup (except Egg Cup, let’s not pretend we want to play Dragon Driftway). This is not a political post. You have 1 day to send me your friend code.
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Me: Happy Valentines Day Facebook: You have memories with all your exes today #ValentinesDay #valentinesday2021
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