@5carab

Consultant. Former poker player and PLO coach at https://xitter.cf/t.co/bZHBhJu4B9. UPenn graduate (AM History).

Joined April 2009
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I guess British pensioners hate foreigners more than they love their grand children. #EURefResults
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On This Day in 2014, Liverpool signed Divock Origi from Lille. 🔴🏆🇧🇪 Saturday night and I like the way you move, Divock Origi 🎶🎶🎶
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🧱🤛 Enter to win 1 of 5 Escape from Violet Hold Standard Bundles! Thanks to @Blizzard_Ent for the prizes for the community! 🔁 RT ➡️ Follow 😈 Reply with which Rulebreaker you're going to break rules with first Click here for more ways to enter: gleam.io/fjVug/hsreplaynet-e…
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All SIX of Liverpool’s 90+ minute winners against Everton 😎
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Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.
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Sackable offence.
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2 HEARTHSTONE STANDARD BUNDLE GIVEAWAY!!! Kindly provided by the best game of all time @PlayHearthstone !!! HOW TO ENTER: ⭐ Follow 🔁 Retweet Winner drawn March 16th, enjoy :)
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Never forget this Liverpool team 🔥
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10 years ago today, Jurgen Klopp was appointed as the new manager of Liverpool Football Club ✊🔴 From Doubters…To Believers ❤️
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One of the coolest videos Liverpool have released. 𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 🔥🔥 Every single moment that #LFC have scored on stoppage time this season.
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The Unsustainables are at it again 😍😍😍 #LFC #LIVATM #ChampionsLeague
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[🚨] NEW: Despite official announcements from both clubs, Newcastle has no intention of selling Alexander Isak this summer. [Luke Edwards]
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Worth the wait.
New signing graphic for Alexander Isak as he is confirmed as a Liverpool player.

ALT New signing graphic for Alexander Isak as he is confirmed as a Liverpool player.

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Gutted for Guehi, but he'll join #LFC soon (I hope). Meanwhile, looks like Gomez stays - the quest for his goal continues!!!
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@lfcscott To be honest, if Gomez and Konate stay fit, we can wait for Guehi without issue. Those 2, VVD, and the giant 18y/o seem plenty. (And Guehi in free while Konate leaves for free seems fine)
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Seeing Gomez and Elliott leave is gonna be bitter sweet - neither will get much game time, but both so reliable when called on. Would love to see them stick around the squad, but can't begrudge them wanting more minutes. #LFC
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BREAKING: A topless Luke Edwards has been spotted in Newcastle city centre, shouting "ONCE AGAIN FOR THE HARD OF HEARING ISAK IS NOT FOR SALE!" at a group of confused pigeons. More to follow.
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The way AFTV found out we scored 😭😭😭
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THREE POINTS - GET IN!!!!
Full-time: Liverpool 1 Arsenal 0.

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Everything about that shootout was absolutely hilarious 😂 £70m striker Sesko on pen 10 Man United’s two forward saviours missing Onana’s biscuit wrists The manager sat in the fetal position in the dugout Just glorious ❤️
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