ye 2023 se sex aur paise ka bhoot chadh gaya. tabse life barbaad bc.
i miss lockdown sometimes.
i miss being a NEET.
i miss patrick bateman memes.
i miss going days without contact with anyone.
i miss being an trucel who reads dostoyevsky, nietzsche and threads on 4chan.
i miss listening to molchat doma on walks during night time in winters.
Insert Gigachad image.
太他妈的牛!
不得不佩服,印度人牛逼!
印度人狂借网贷不还!中资网贷出海六年,百家中资平台亏70亿退场。
印度修手机的拉杰什,从一款中资网贷App上借了8000卢比。钱到账5分钟,他换了个手机号,把App删了。
催收电话打到他通讯录里的朋友那儿,朋友问的第一句话是:你在哪个平台借的,帮我也弄一笔。
拉杰什后来接受采访时说了一句话,被传得很广:手机里冒出来的钱,凭什么要还。
这句话把上百家中资平台钉在了印度。巅峰时期,印度每三家在线借贷平台里就有一家带着中资背景,累计砸进去的钱折合人民币约180亿,六年之后整体亏损超过70亿,退出率超过95%。
头部中资平台的坏账率突破50%,中小平台飙到80%,放出去100块能收回20块就算行业优等生。
国内最管用的“爆通讯录”,逻辑是熟人社会里的面子约束,你不还钱,亲戚朋友同事都知道,你抬不起头。
到了印度,催收电话打过去,对方的反应不是“我劝他还”,是“你告诉我怎么下载这个App”。
印度有22种官方语言和数千种方言,催收团队准备的英语和印地语话术,面对其他语种的借款人根本对不上频。社会压力机制反转成了免费的获客渠道。
印度这个奇葩的地方,
印度人都是欠债不还吗?
Taps the sign.
📣 This clown Rebel Kid used to mock India all the time before moving to New York.
But after moving to NYC, she has apparently realised that India is much better than foreign countries.
She said she paid ₹4,74,601 for a 22-hour flight back to India just to meet her friends for five days because she feels lonely in New York.
And here, this clown even brought up army wives, saying that women whose husbands go to war don't miss them as much as she misses her best friend 🤡
I think it's safe to say that if Messi and Ronaldo played in seperate eras, they would've ended up 10-12 peating Ballon d'Or.
"Indians would rather scam single mothers than take a shower."
Replying to @Askandtask
Les indien quand il faut scam des mères célibataire en galère à la place de se laver :
These are the most brutal goals. When the opposition outplays you so badly that your entire defense falls apart, every defender is out of position and even your GK is eating grass. The sheer helplessness is insane.
Sooner or later, every tongue must confess and every head must bow. Jude Victor William Bellingham is an absolute rolls royce of a midfielder.
He done winning against Barcelona and is now giving tactics to other teams on how to beat them. This is what a real hater looks like. THE SPECIAL ONE.
🚨 José Mourinho: "I told Camavinga that Tchouaméni will stay low and protect the defense, and you will attack SPACE.
It's difficult for any attackers to attack space against Barcelona, the only solution is to do it with your MIDFIELDERS.
When your attackers do it, Barca's defense is prepared and coached for that, and your attackers end up being offside, or the pass ends up being cut by Joan Garcia.
The solution is to use midfielders like Camavinga and Bellingham to break that line, and it worked."
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CRYYYYYYYYY.
🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: “I’m disappointed. We had the chance to take the lead, but we have to accept the result and focus on what we can IMPROVE.” #fcblive
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