rooting for a terrible team is kinda fantastic i celebrate every *shot on goal like it might be the last. Because that’s the truth it really might be the last

VINTAGE EP40 POWERPLAY ONE-TIMER IS REALLY BACK

the vancouver canucks may never win a hockey game again.

my dream job to be on tv chopping it up and being a hater with my bestie. and getting paid for it

before i hear your qhughes opinion, you gotta name: 5 qh puck-hog moments, 5 players on the roster qh said he didn’t know that well when he was the captain, 5 times qh refused to commit to the canucks, and 5 qh friends the canucks front office re-signed to convince him to stay.

we really doing “why do canucks fans not like qhughes” discourse in October 2026

CAPTAIN QUITTER is the best i got. if only there was a way to chirp him about his mom’s terrible park job

days like this where hockey really feels like the greatest sport on earth

it’ll be really funny when qhughes comes back to vancouver on sunday because he’ll (hopefully) get booed to hell and the canucks will still most likely put up an absolute stinker. chanting “WE DON’T NEED YOU” down 8-1

heckling him is fine, but i think stealing his dna and cloning him is a bit too far guys…

injecting this into my veins. gotta tip my cap to ottawa you sure know how to hatewatch

today the prophecy is fulfilled. today he’s back and he’s here to stay