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Cerberus the sort of company that wouldn’t just sell its own mother, they’d lease her on upward only rent lease with full repair-covenants!
Don't we look co-ordinated in our matching shirts... oh wait. teapawt.net/AGB_NT/status/61521701…
Utterly brilliant. I wish I could say that, Allen... teapawt.net/txvoodoo/status/613804…
Tom Duncan retweeted
Set yourself a new target in life. #GetInspired by Archery via bbc.in/1kE3i3E
Tom Duncan retweeted
If you're one of the people sending death threats to @sueperkins could you please do the world a much bigger favour by killing yourself.
Tom Duncan retweeted
Today's look: A terrible, insatiable existential hunger, plus my new favorite boots.
So it's warm and sunny outside, and possibly not a howling gale. Where was this weather yesterday? #SpringInBritain
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Whoever said 'Two's company, three's a crowd' was wrong. Probably inevitable but still a sad day for enthusiasts. Impossible shoes to fill..
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Is it just me, or does 'banter' actually mean 'I'm being a right dick'? #JusWondrin
Giving homeless guy a fiver - missing last bit of @Halestorm + Karma = making the last train home + #FuckingWinner













