centuries of talking about the inherent defects of black culture but i’ve only seen those safe haven baby box billboards in the rural midwest
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my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment
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My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
taught some kids at the arcade how to use the maimai dx cabinet #ittakesavillage
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As far as I know, this comic is the greatest thing I have ever contributed to the internet
before you ask that girl to ride it on her feet instead of on her knees i want you to time yourself doing prisoner squats to failure on your mattress
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Replying to @TwiceDeadd
Why didn’t they call it the Chair of the Council of People’s Commissars Bomba or the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party Bomba?













