sasha 22 he/they. fat like hambone and tight like gnat booty

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Joined June 2022
the gay version of the girls’ trip to miami is the theys’ trip to chicago
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centuries of talking about the inherent defects of black culture but i’ve only seen those safe haven baby box billboards in the rural midwest
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my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment
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fascinated by the people in the quotes…why would you hit the “i liked it” button if you didn’t like it
i'm so confused by people saying they're picky with giving out kudos because if i enjoyed a fic even moderately i'm kudosing it
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My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
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taught some kids at the arcade how to use the maimai dx cabinet #ittakesavillage
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As far as I know, this comic is the greatest thing I have ever contributed to the internet
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before you ask that girl to ride it on her feet instead of on her knees i want you to time yourself doing prisoner squats to failure on your mattress
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lefts on red don’t even feel right
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i’m still a dream eater riku nendoroid believer. they WILL release one someday
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being inside a casino is like bottom ten experiences
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overstimulated has become one of those vaguely mental health sounding words that people have been overusing recently but it’s genuinely overwhelming as fuck in here. and i don’t really gamble so there’s nothing for me to do. swag
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Replying to @TwiceDeadd
Why didn’t they call it the Chair of the Council of People’s Commissars Bomba or the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party Bomba?
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my name is sasha 80by8 and i’m a sick bitch who is addicted to wearing a peekaboo bra
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that DOESN’T MATCH
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lets be blue with general secura
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accidentally got in line at panda express behind an entire work crew
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talking fantasy strategy with my manager’s 15 year old son
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