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SHE/HER. 9 SWEEPS OLD. IF I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE ILLPUT IT HERE. PROSHIP DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT. #parodystuck

NOSY ASS 8ASTARD.
Joined January 2026
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WHAT'S UP 8ITCHES????????
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KARKAT SERKET retweeted
MMMM SUSHI...
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THIS JUST IN, ALL REPORTS SAY THAT “JHOOOOOOOON EGG8ERT” IS OFFICIALLY CROWNED LAMEST HUMAN EVER.
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[thinking of just making this account a vriska perchance
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IM LEGALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING TODAY. ITS MY DAY.
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ITS WEIRD 8EING NOT AN ASSHOLE TO SOMEONE I WAS MAD AT.
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WHEN I START H8ING EVERYONE, I REMEMBER IM JUST HUNGRY.
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STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID
MORE LIKE 8/14 AMIRITE?
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MORE LIKE 8/14 AMIRITE?
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JUST REALIZED ALL IVE 8EEN DOING IS TALKING IN A GC FULL OF OTHER MES. ALL IVE 8EEN DOING ON THIS STUPID ASS APP IS TALK TO MYSELF.
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==> Scarf down that cookie.
==> Once you get your order, you start sending out food to the hungry people on chitter. Lemonade for @karminecraftkat, two teriyaki chicken subs for @coolk1dblogs and @KARcinemaKATy, foot long pretzel for @sicklekiind, and one singular cookie for @8OSSASS8ITCH.
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KARKAT SERKET retweeted
WHO IS HE?
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OKAY, MAY8E I DO LIKE CAUSING PEOPLE DISTRESS. I SHOULD REALLY NOT DO THAT IF I EVER WANNA 8E 8ETTER.
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YOU ALL ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF SOMEONE WHO DID NOTHING WRONG.
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HAPPY QUADRANTS DAY EVERY8ODY.
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[I don’t think I have it in me for this account 😭
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GUYS. I STILL NEED TO RUFFLE THAT MANE. PLLLLEASE
GUYS GUYS HOW DO I TIMELINE HOP PLEASEEEEE I NEED HELP
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KARKAT SERKET retweeted
ok i felt bad for talking about casey like that, so i gave her a treat. she doesn’t know what i said, but still she’s my little lady and i feel bad. so she gets a cookie.
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KARKAT SERKET retweeted
hi im roxy thhe londe (roleplay account im not a fictive!) she her but actually i dont care what pronouns roxyllonde.straw.page have a nice daaay
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