Scenes when Messi bags 60+ G/A this season and wins the World Cup & Ballon D’or.

The fact you can’t tell if this is true or not

Why are people in the replies unironically pretending this wouldn’t be seen as controversial if the roles were reversed? Imagine Democrats obstructing voters (as Bolsonaro loyalists seem to have done), then Trump, while trailing, asking his former lawyer on the Supreme Court to extend voting hours, which he then does unilaterally. Even with legitimate reasons, and even if Kamala also requested an extension, people would question it. The hypocrisy goes both ways, though, as right-wingers would likely defend what they’re now criticising.

This comes as a surprise to literally no one

Not that I know much about Brazilian politics but imagine if Trump appointed his former personal lawyer to the US Supreme Court and that same judge then extended voting by two hours on election day lol

Would actually be perfect timing for Messi too since the MLS only has a short season from February to May next year before switching to the European calendar

Messi was Yamal’s age when he scored that hat-trick against Madrid

We spent €160m on the worst finisher in the Premier League and a side-passing genius

Turns out bashing referees at press conferences, making comps and threatening them eventually gets into their heads

I’m supposed to believe we control the refs lmao are people fucking watching this

The ref pointed to the ball LMAO they didn’t fucking touch it

It’s so obvious that Madrid’s constant bashing of refs has gotten into their heads.

Holy shit these guys are so fucking ass

What’s the difference between Gordon’s tackle and Tchouameni’s?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH HOW IS GORDON GETTING BOOKED THERE????????

Ter Stegen would NEVER clear that like Joan Garcia just did

RAPHINHA GOAAAAAAL

Yamal should unironically be subbed off in the second half

Imagine if we spent that €80m on the defence instead of the worst finisher in the PL

YAMAL ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS