music, language learning (日本語/中文/한국어), nerd shit. not even legible to myself. assigned wordcel at birth. dms open.
Palo Alto, CA
Joined June 2009
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hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another's innermost selves and i really like your vibe
this is my most liked actual banger teapawt.net/8chabard/status/175770…
my gf: would you still love me if i was a worm?
me: it's "were." if you *were* a worm.
my gf:
me: it's a subjunctive clause.
my ex-gf:
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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard retweeted
"In my experience, people in my ingroup tend to have more empathy"
Dude no way
i forgot i tweeted this and then saw it on the timeline and i was like wow me too that’s relatable what are the chances
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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard retweeted
People tell kids "don't complain," but this actually Lays out why you shouldn't
I don't complain about politics because I don't vote
I don't complain about women because I don't let them mistreat me
I don't complain about my job because if I don't like it, I quit
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the tsa agent said my guitar didn’t show up on the xray? thats cause its not made of bone. idiot.
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