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Family drama 😔
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I support the one guy who nervously yells “woo” when the Nicole Kidman AMC ad comes on. Don’t worry man, it’s still funny. Keep going
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What should I watch or play if I’m drawn to the mystical qualities of the coniferous forests of the Pacific Northwest
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Real pros know you reach the parking lot at 16 min, popcorn line at 21 min, seated at exactly 26 minutes.
AMC website now prominently displays a reminder that all showtimes come with 25-30 minutes of previews
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What Pitbull and Jason Statham have done for bald acceptance cannot be overstated
Sea of bald caps stuns at Pitbull’s ‘Party After Dark’ tour date in Manchester.
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Imagine being a hummingbird cracking open an ice cold tall boy after a long day
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In a way all pets are severed. My house is Lumon and my cat is Mark S. Just chase the string and meet quota
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I love the guy in the AMC ad who flicks the popcorn into his mouth. Like imagine sitting next to him
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As a kid I thought I’d run into Mimes more often. Where are all the Mimes
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The Buttheads taking another W
Austin Butler will star in Luca Guadagnino’s ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO.’
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He has that November 5th porch pumpkin look, the one where you know you should probably move the thing but if you do your hand will go right through it and the bottom will fall out
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Hal-Monitors assemble… Halsey get behind me
Pitchfork gives ‘The Great Impersonator’ by Halsey a score of 4.8/10.
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I used this self checkout for popcorn and a water and they charged me $165 and won’t answer any of my emails 😀
Replying to @colincsalao
The Intuit Dome app is integral in making any purchases. Fans can enter the team store or any concessions area using facial recognition, and will me charged using the payment method chosen on the app once they exit the buying area. An example of how to enter the team store:
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Hot take: this should have been the finale of Dragon Ball. No more, the end 🐉
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Was this what Vroom Vroom was about @charli_xcx
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Reading this thread two months later after nothing happened
why the rep tv announcement is coming this friday (august 2nd, 2024) a thread 📎
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Me on my commute today
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Hawk Tuah and the Costco Guys in fierce competition for Stretching 5 Minutes of Fame Rookie of the Year All-NBA 1st team generational draft class
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When I was a kid I emailed every single editor for Game Informer asking how I could become a writer someday, and many of them sent me very thoughtful and kind emails with words of encouragement. End of an era
GameInformer Magazine is shutting down after 33 years.
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“And then The Rizzler said unto them, ‘thy double chocolate chunk cookies shall render thy Costco barren.’ And he ventured forth into the nation of Sam’s Club Disciples…” -Book of Big Justice 7:38-39
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