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Informed optimist

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2012
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Someone at the office is stealing reams of Typek at the printer. I need to find the… Phephatrator
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The ONLY thing we want to hear from YOU is which side of the conversation you were on when Bhuti Makhaya and other Black players were being segregated during your time as a national team player.
Lights getting bad but we still batting on .. what for
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He can go to hell
Nah man . Jaque Kallis boerewors is out of this world ❤️
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Getting an additional 15% off on the Adidas app. Check it out if you’re looking for something over there
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Bab’ Dokotela is an idiot 🤣🤣🤣
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I need to cut my hair and beard. I look like a neanderthal
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Finally watched Project Hail Mary. And no, I didn’t shed a tear. Not a single one! Why would you think I did?
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We’re not above it. Y’all overdo it. You lose all sense when it comes to Arsenal. Then when we celebrate, you want to complain.
What makes you okes think you're above being hated ey??
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Also, was it a boring final? They had 75% of the ball but couldn’t score an open play goal. Just asking coz when we have possession and score from set pieces, we’re called boring
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We’re being trolled by fans of clubs whose seasons ended in mid January.
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PSG were feigning everytime there was contact and they got the fouls. Will we be calling them soft going forward or that’s only reserved for certain teams?
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I really enjoyed EHC. The other two were ayt
Which sitcom was the best? 1. Everybody hates Chris. 2. Two and the Half Men 3. My Wife and Kids
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Yeah no, Arteta o re dirile batho shame
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The lack of class from other English clubs has been astounding. I get it from some of our rivals but I didn’t realise Arsenal not winning meant so much to the actual institutions. I hope we hold a vice grip on the PL for as long as possible. Leagues full of bitches.
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Barcola doesn’t justify the price tag over Nelli imo. They are the same profile and I wouldn’t even say Barcola is much better outside of maybe static dribbling. Not worth the rigmarole of buying and selling
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Rafa Leão has decided to LEAVE AC Milan this summer. 🔴⚫️👋🏾 “I’m proud as I made history at AC Milan but I want new chapter. I feel ready to play in another league” 👀 “I did my best for Milan, but it’s time to try another challenge”, told @sporttvportugal.
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Remember when Arsenal were the joke? Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season. What a turnaround. 👏🏾
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Wearing my Arsenal shirt today and I must’ve spent 20 minutes speaking with random people on the streets about Arsenal 😂🤝🏾
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If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter. Up the gunners
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