@97Vercetti

coaches don’t play

 Lubbock, TX
Joined January 2019
  • Tweets2.9K
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Me at 6:10AM after changing my 6:15 alarm to 6:20
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I know I’m on drugs but do y’all see this???
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“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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When you forgot to write down the TikTok recipe and now you have to rewatch the video in the store
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Me after sleeping on my arm for too long
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Me because nothing shocks me anymore
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My neighbor a fool 😂😂
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Me looking at my transaction history and realizing everything adds up and no one stole from me
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My broke ass stuck in traffic while a Tesla flies over me
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This Halloween shit is so easy 🎃
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Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself
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The type of pencil my dad would give me to do homework
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Kid: you got games on your phone? Me: here play with my vape
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Told my nephew this little boy went to jail because he kept asking for Robux 🤣🤣
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The drinking season is coming up soon like this 🥴🍻
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“These are your best years” Me in my free time:
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Luis Vercetti retweeted
Solus@Ersatz_SolusOct 2
I find something strangely profound about how polar bears always have this look of boyish innocence to them no matter what the context is. Even covered in the blood of his prey, the bear looks like a silly little guy. Much to learn.
Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 2
How it feels after you calm down
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How it feels after you calm down
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Me & my grandma when we used to kick it 🥹
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“are you even listening?” the state I’ve been in for months
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