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Kaysan just got fired as cop

I was going to go out and commit lots of crime today but then I remembered that Officer Pierre Paul is back.. I think I am going to be a productive member of society instead. Thank you Pierre Paul for turning my life around.

xQc & Jean Paul

Hey xQc! longtime subscriber here! I am almost home, so get ready to start the stream Huh? you're tired? Oh.. another all nighter on deadlock? Ah yeah it's cool bro, wait didn't you say no more of those? Whatever dude I'll watch something else man, it's cool bro, don't worry bro

Last nights cobblemon stream was real cozy and chill, been a while since a stream was like that. Hopefully it continues today

1 stream in 4 days.. this is a sign of the end

Alright, that's it.. I really didn't want to have to do this but I warned him. If this reaches xQc, just know you had a chance to do the right thing and you failed. Numbers will be dialed, calls will be made and conversations with be had. This was MY final straw. Im sorry

If xQc misses a single stream during game reveal week, I might have to make some phonecalls. All the time he spends with his family (who he has known for his entire life) is time he should be spending with us (the ones who made him rich, famous, the goat)

Dear @xQc I don't want our relationship to be built on lies, I can only be your sub, viewer, and chatter if you are honest with me. I will have to terminate my sub if I find out you lied to me again. It's hard for me to trust that you're telling me the truth now

> say you won't play deadlock anymore > say there will more streams on time > end stream at 8 AM > hop on deadlock until 2 PM > ?????

They don't design dresses like this anymore, they simply don't know how to.