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Retail chain pharmacist. I was human once...

Joined June 2019
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I’m so glad I wasn’t giving a shot just now because I forgot about the #EmergencyAlertSystem 😜 #pharmacy #twitteRx
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There’s no defense likere-confessing your crime again and again… #courtappearance #presser #TrumpIndictment
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I’ll bet you my bottom dollar that the phones of mental health professionals all across the nation are ringing off the this morning. #CNNTownHall #TownHallAudience
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Not only are we short staffed, but I just learned we’re short-staffed bc that F*CKING BASTARD, our #pharmacy tech’s POS husband (a supposed man of God) put her in the hospital! Meanwhile, the comments on his fp page are littered w/ “thoughts & prayers” for her recovery.😡
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Describe a #pharmacology metaphor that didn’t exist back when you were in school. Here’s mine: My WiFi connects to my phone, but the internet is down. Furthermore the router blocks cell data from my phone, rendering it offline. Ergo, WiFi w/o internet = Receptor Antagonist.
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THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS! That is “why,” dear #Pharmacy customer. #PizzaIsNotWorking
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Welcome my friends to Come Visit Satan, where your starving pharmacy techs and clerks struggle to keep a roof over their heads while your prescription sit unfilled…
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Got about 10j chores on my day off. But I cannot lie. After 100+ straight hrs under the #pharmacy fluorescents, this is where I need to be right now.
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So, let’s say your lead tech is in a dv situation w/ her controlling, pillar-of-the-community-type, husband who monitors her every move. Besides fear for her, what if he gets his crazy-ass hands on a gun & comes into the #pharmacy, where the only exit route is toward the shooter?
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#Pharmacy folks, when a prescriber’s office responds to your PA request by simply reissuing the same rx, how do you respond? (So tempted to add “wrong answers only,” 😂 but I’m actually looking for some tactful, professional wording for a go-to, follow-up written request.)
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Chat GPT: I apologize for the confusion. I am requesting prior authorization for the prescription, not a duplicate. Could you please provide the necessary documentation to support the authorization? Thank you for your help. Not quite there yet, but an interesting experiment
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Me walking into any social gathering. I feel you Pup…
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Today I feel like the country’s highest paid cashier. And that’s why all the cues are hopelessly in the red. #PizzaIsNotWorking #pharmacy #SkeletonStaffing #IntentionalUnderstaffing #CorporateAmerica
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No wonder Polytrim is on backorder!
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Hmm. Can’t help but wonder what ⁦@kennyloggins⁩ would have to say about this.🤔 youtu.be/W3E74j_xFtg
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Today’s started with me opening the gates as my new DL is berating me on my personal cell over a situation involving a tech and modules that I had nothing to do with. I am in a very dark place right now. #TwitteRx #Pharmacy
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