Pat Murphy just referred to Twitter as “twizzler” and instagram as “instacart.” And we’re off.

What kind of Brothers Grimm ass racket is this

Trump: I called Google Maps to change the name of the Atlantic Ocean to Trump Ocean. Sundar said, “No, no, no. This time I'm not doing it.” He said, “Oceans are different, sir. They cover a lot of countries. Please don't ask us to do that.” So we'll probably pass. Let's keep it the Atlantic Ocean.

I just saw Matchbox 20 is going on a 30th anniversary tour next year. Look, not everybody needs a fucking anniversary tour. Sometimes you just need to go away. This is one of those times.

Aaron Boone reiterates that it bothered him when Jazz Chisholm Jr. played with a lollipop in his mouth this season

Brian Cashman has agreed to a new contract as the Yankees GM, per @JackCurryYES

Hal Steinbrenner says Aaron Boone "managed a good season" and "the bottom line is the players didn't live up to their end of the bargain in the playoffs"

1 in 5 Americans Regularly Get News on TikTok pewresearch.org/short-reads/…

How many Simpsons in a Caminero? 🤔 Chander Simpson (bunt) vs. Junior Caminero (home run trot).

The Yankees will hold a Zoom press conference with the media tomorrow, per @GJoyce9. Hal Steinbrenner, Brian Cashman, and Aaron Boone will all speak to reporters.

Jason Selvig: “What’s your message to Democrats?” Trump supporter: “Wake up, please. Quit drinking the Kool-Aid” JS: “Kool-Aid is like the Jim Jones where it’s like a cult leader, everyone’s kind of blindly following them. It was like a guy who’s very charismatic and everyone’s kind of following him around” TS: “Yup that’s exactly what happened and they follow him all the way to their death” JS: “And how long have you been following Donald Trump?” TS: “Since the beginning. I believe in Jesus Christ and I believe in Donald Trump”

Per #Isles: Matias Maccelli will miss the next 2-4 weeks with a lower-body injury. Cal Ritchie will miss the next 4-6 weeks with a lower-body injury. @TheHockeyNews thehockeynews.com/nhl/new-yo…

We have continued to dig into the root cause here and would like to offer an update. Our engineering team discovered that the spike that triggered the incorrect enforcement was primarily in the account’s “reading” behavior. Specifically, our network security systems detected the use of a Claude tool reading profiles, posts, and hashtags, the rate of which sharply increased (~4x volume) in intense bursts on October 17. These abrupt, high-volume, sequential requests in a short period resembled automated bot traffic rather than an ordinary human browsing our systems. This activity caused our automated protections to incorrectly take the No Kings Instagram account offline. An automated re-review of the removal action an hour later recognized that shouldn’t have happened and restored the account. It unfortunately took additional time for us to straighten out the situation with admin access to the IG account. We want to reiterate our sincere apology for the error.

"So far, the average domestic round-trip ticket this Thanksgiving travel period is 31% more expensive than last year, while the price of a ticket for Christmas is 23% higher." More here, via WSJ: wsj.com/business/airlines/br…

Ryan McMahon's rough all-around season could leave the #Yankees shopping for a new third baseman: mlbtraderumors.com/2026/10/o…

“Get ready for the greatest season in the history of baseball next year... This dude is going to come out with a vengeance.” - Greg Amsinger on his expectations for Shohei Ohtani in 2027😤

BREAKING: White House press secretary Katie Zacharia is leaving the job after a rocky first briefing and claims of being a lawyer. apnews.com/live/trump-midter…