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Bernzott Family Farms and Arbor Crossing Golf Club; Purdue Alum; LJB♥️ Views are my own

Connersville, IN
Joined March 2011
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I yelled at Verizon’s AI agent on the phone the other day and they sent me an apology email 😂😂😂
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Who has oil money to burn and wants to hire me to farm this??? facebook.com/100064423434566…
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You ever talk to a parts guy that’s so bad you just hang up in the middle of the phone call?
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Needed a part for a combine. Local dealer: $2210 Aftetmarket Company Online: $720 Insane to me
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This INDOT slide is incredible.
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I bought some XtraTuf boots because I got a crazy good deal on them. Never had high expectations and never would have paid $100+. I’ve had these since March or so and I will now always have a pair. They’re perfect for summer work
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Had a first for me this morning. Had someone who lives on one of the farms I farm come out and ask why we haven’t mowed the roadside recently and that she wanted it mowed 5 times a year. Mind you, she does not own the ground I farm. Incredible
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I have now had 2 people schedule interviews and not show up. What the hell is wrong with people?
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*the generation that pushed hardest for AI* “DONT USE AI NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BUILD DATA CENTERS AND IT USES WATER!”
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Got out at the right time!! @WiBeanBag
Wisconsin Dairy Farmer has just received a letter with new regulations that must be followed or farmers can no longer sell their milk The new requirements are to meet climate net-zero ESG goals “Letter in the mail from their milk processing plant that states that they are updating their sustainable agriculture policy — and I already got a phone call from the people that are collecting the information that is required for your dairy farm. It starts out by saying that we understand that this might feel like another requirement, but it's not because it's an industry-led effort to recognize and measure the sustainable practices you're already doing every day. Your participation helps shape the future of dairy farming in ensures your voice is part of the solution. So I laugh at this because it is voluntary if you want to sell your milk because if you don't participate in this, the milk processing plant will not be able to take your milk because the people that are above them, the actual sellers like Nestle and Danone and all the other big food giants will not allow the milk processing plant, to take your milk. Now it feels like blackmail, but according to the definition of blackmail, it is not blackmail. But if you don't participate, you can't sell your milk” “hey need to know herd data, nutrition data, energy data, in terms of total terms of natural gas, total gallons of diesel. Now mind you, this is for a whole year. Total gallons of propane, total gallons of biodiesel, and total kilowatts of electricity for 12 months. Yep, voluntary, totally….” The request focuses on annual farm-level data for a full year to calculate metrics like carbon footprint, energy efficiency, and overall sustainability performance. Common categories include: • Herd data: Herd size, milk production (e.g., total pounds or cwt of milk), number of cows, possibly reproduction or health metrics to estimate feed efficiency and enteric methane. • Nutrition/feed data: Ration details, feed ingredients, intake amounts—to assess nutrient use efficiency and emissions from feed production/digestion. • Energy data (as you noted): • Total natural gas usage (e.g., for heating or drying). • Total gallons of diesel (e.g., for tractors, equipment). • Total gallons of propane. • Total gallons of biodiesel (if used). • Total kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity for 12 months (e.g., milking, cooling, ventilation, lighting). These inputs feed into tools that estimate GHG emissions This is an industry-led effort through programs like the Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy’s Net Zero Initiative This is how they shut down small farmers
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My two kids are in the other room, both making the other belly laugh. I have never in my life found more joy than this
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So if ~90% of all corn and soybean acres in the US are insured by the RMA (THE GOVT.)and acreage reports are due July 15, it SHOULD be incredibly easy to have a close planted acreage report from THE GOVT. by Sept. 1. Why are we only getting a large change to that number on January 12?
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Money and things listed on a balance sheet are only a marker in the game of life. Real wealth is the friends, companionship, and memories we acquire when we are living, not just existing. Important to make time for the things that have real value.
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The fact that @FedEx is still in business is mind numbing. Hands down the worst logistics company in the US
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Trying to decide what's a better use of my money. Should I buy two quarters of farmland or one X9 without a header? Some decisions are harder than others.
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Turf twitter, I’ve got an internship position open at my club for the 26 season. This is a fairly unique position that will put someone training to be a golf course superintendent in the drivers seat (with supervision). Could be a great opportunity for someone 1/2
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Not looking to go to a big/private course. Decent size course with bentgrass greens and blue/rye fairways and tees. Reach out for more info! turfnet.com/jobs/j58700-arbo… #turf #turftwitter
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Kind of like whole milk being BANNED in US schools since 2012.
Israel bans a high protein peanut butter used to help starving children because it's a "luxury." They ban peanut butter
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Tracking your muddy boots into someone else’s business and leaving a giant mess on the floor is so classless. Man, I can’t tell you how much I hate that
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her: what are you thinking about me thinking about how during the las vegas shooting stephen paddock alone supposedly discharged over 3000 rounds of ammunition in just ten minutes using an alleged 27 AR-15s with bump stocks which would have required him to drop and replace each gun after each 30 round magazine was empty and then also reload each of the 27 AR-15s four times each without ever actually stopping the shooting as videos from that night show a constant stream of bullets fired at a rate far exceeding the capabilities of a bump stock AR-15 and actually nearly identical to the rate of an M240 light machine gun and then also photos and videos of the hotel room in the immediate moments after it was breached show no more than 50 shell casings and then during the aftermath his house burned down and all evidence was destroyed and then his brother said he’d never do something like that and then the fbi took over the investigation and shortly after the brother was arrested for possessing literal terabytes of bad bad videos and images on a 20 year old computer running windows 95 and then ruled the attack had no motive and they never mentioned multiple other reported shootings that night at separate locations including an airstrip and from blackhawk helicopters with their lights and transponders turned off and it just never got investigated again lmao what the fuck: nothing babe
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