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Jake Gardan

@ABigCap

that’ll happen on them bigger jobs

Joined July 2020
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Happy Edmund Fitzgerald Remembrance Day to those that that observe
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Day dreaming of deleting a couple bottles of champagne on the Sunbar patio right about now
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RIP TO DA COMPETITION
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Death, taxes, “we have to wait, our gate is still occupied” at ORD
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This is real art
𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷 (@Benjaminus3r) profile picture𝓑𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷@Benjaminus3rNov 7
Heard this beat and genuinely wondered how tf someone even came up with this
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Drinking champagne on the aeroplane
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They did WHAT on my meal??
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Fell asleep at 8:15pm last night
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Wow. Ordered “exorcist” sauce with my wings and I’m sweating like a whore in church. Who would’ve thought.
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God this molsons so good im gonna drink it with my mouth
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This Chianti has legs that would make any strip club worker jealous
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All it took was a global memory and processing shortage to get devs to make a halfway efficient product.
Turnup2ez (@Turnup2ez) profile pictureTurnup2ez
@Turnup2ezNov 5
New Windows 11 updates are MASSIVE - 25% less RAM usage on boot up - 30% less RAM usage on heavy stress tasks We’re reaching the optimization era 🤩
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It is Wednesday my dudes
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Gonna get some veal parm for din if that’s chill?
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Reaching in a reggae bag today
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Really messing with this walk to work thing in the morning. Great way to kick off the day
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Canadian
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5:45am with a code red in hand, feeling like an absolute mongoloid
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Did we ever find out why Charlie Brown is bald?
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NFL Rumors (@nflrums) profile pictureNFL Rumors
@nflrumsOct 30
🚨🚨 Teams that reportely have reached out to the #Raiders about Maxx Crosby #49ers #Lions #Bills #Cowboys
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